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Accountants can be fanatics too
CBC News Viewpoint | Oct. 22, 2004
Mona Venkateswaran is a Chartered Accountant from Toronto, who oversees the finances for CBC.ca. She has been a huge Morrissey fan for several years, and continues to follow his music with great fervor and admiration. Her favourite Morrissey lyrics (of the moment) are: "I’m balancing life's riches, against the ditches and the flat greys in between ..."


Some people are obsessed with the world of high fashion. Others are obsessed with collecting rare records or obscure comics. Heaven knows there’s even a massive following for shows like Star Trek. My life’s greatest passion lies with a singer named Steven Patrick Morrissey.

I am an accountant by profession. I love numbers. I like balance and order. I strive for stringent processes. I have a relatively conservative upkeep, and others might think that I clip recipes out of magazines for some excitement in life. Little does anyone know that I’m a raving, swooning fan with arms flailing in the air, at the front row of every Morrissey concert.

My fanaticism started at the age of 15. Popping a cassette tape made for me by a friend into my Walkman, I heard Morrissey’s angelic voice for the first time. He sings so honestly, about life, love, death, and London. He is clever, witty and oh-so typically British with his tongue-in-cheek lyrics. And there the love affair began.

Thirteen years later, things haven’t changed much. I line up at the record store the day his new album is released. I execute intricately detailed plans to get the best tickets at his concerts (I am an accountant, after all). I’ve flown to London, England, just to watch His Majesty perform at the Royal Albert Hall. There are no limits to what I’ll do for Morrissey.

Morrissey concerts deserve an explanation, if that’s possible. Grown men and women, swooning, and singing shamelessly at the top of their lungs to his songs. Fans, climbing onto the stage during concerts to hand the great man some flowers, or give him a hug. Fans passing handwritten letters, hoping they will be read. He once said at a concert, "Welcome to the Church of Morrissey." It couldn’t have been put more perfectly.

My lyrical hero is currently on a North American tour. Unsurprisingly, I decided to fly to New York City to watch him at a couple of concerts at Radio City Music Hall. There, I paid what some would call a ridiculous sum of money for front row tickets. I decided then that I should write my idol a letter, to pass along during the concert. Something short and sweet about how his music has meant the world to my life. I put some written words on paper, scrawled, "Morrissey" across the top with shaky hands, and successfully passed him the letter during one of his songs. He shook my hand, and placed the letter carefully in his pocket.

Morrissey was due to play Toronto a couple of days later. I went walking down the posh Yorkville Avenue on Thanksgiving Monday, in hopes of "running into" the man. I was fully armed with some paraphernalia to be signed, a camera and a permanent marker. A girl has to be prepared for the greatest meeting of her life.

My dream quickly came true. Morrissey, surrounded by his "people," was walking down the street in my direction. I couldn’t believe my eyes. The meeting was short, but wonderful. He artfully signed my posters. I thanked him profusely. But just before he walked away, I said, "Morrissey -- it’s so wonderful to meet you. My name is Mona." He looked slightly puzzled, and smiled a little. "I got your note," he said, and walked away. Those last words stained a permanent smile on my face.

The next night, he played the Hummingbird Centre in Toronto. Finally, the hero visits my hometown. Sure enough, I found myself pressed against the front of the stage. Screaming fans surrounding me, chanting, "Morrissey-Morrissey-Morrissey" in British football-style song. Fans clinging steadfastly to his hand when he reached into the crowd.

One by one, some fans began to climb the stage in order to embrace the man during the concert. I realized then, that the moment had come. Twenty-eight years of waiting was over. I decided to wash the conservative accountant out of my hair, brave the security guards, and climb the stage to greet Morrissey.

I hoisted myself onto the stage and began crawling towards him. I stood up and grabbed his hand for a warm shake. He gave me an odd smile and a look of familiarity. As I was being whisked away by security (feeling like a bit of a rock-star myself), I heard him say, "That was Mona," into the microphone. At that moment, the word "fulfilment" would have been an understatement. My heart was truly full.

Everyone is fanatic about something. Even those who look least likely. Even accountants like me.
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  • That experience is what dreams are made of!
    Anonymous -- Sunday October 24 2004, @09:18AM (#132778)
  • That is just the cutest, most fun article about being a Morrissey fan!
    AmbitiousGirlOutside -- Sunday October 24 2004, @09:24AM (#132782)
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  • Great article, indeed. I read this thinking - "I'm positive that I stood beside (or reasonably close to) this person at the Toronto show..." Sure enough, when I saw her picture in the link to the CBC website, it was her! Congrats Mona on a great experience!
    Rugbyfan -- Sunday October 24 2004, @10:25AM (#132801)
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  • Damn, damn, damn!!! I was doing absolutely nothing what-so-ever on Thanksgiving Monday! You mean to say that had I sauntered about Yorkville Ave I'd of seen him too??? Crap!

    Were there alot of people qround who noticed him, or were the streets rather dead due to the fact that it was a holiday?

    Anyway, lovely story indeed.
    Anonymous -- Sunday October 24 2004, @10:58AM (#132814)
  • tremendous story, how jealous i am
    sirgordonzola -- Sunday October 24 2004, @11:47AM (#132825)
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    resist or move on, be mad, be rash, smoke and explode, sell all of your clothes, just bear in mind there just might come
  • what was he wearing when you bumped into him in Toronto?
    Anonymous -- Sunday October 24 2004, @03:52PM (#132853)
  • Mona,

    That's the best thing I've read about Morrissey amongst all the press and interviews he's had this year.

    Jesus, please describe for us exactly what happened you your eyeballs and heart when you spotted him walking down the street and where was he going? Into the venue?

    When Morrissey takes a walk, how many people does he have around him? I met him in London in 1997 and he was by himself. Obviously it's different when he's on tour, as it would be.

    Really well written, Good luck to you,
    • Re:Great Stuff by Anonymous (Score:0) Sunday October 24 2004, @04:41PM
  • Thanks to everyone for the lovely feedback - it means a lot.

    I feel unbelievably lucky to have met the great man, after so many years.

    Yorkville (for those who live outside Toronto, is kind of a posh shopping area for the wealthy) was really quiet on Thanksgiving evening. My husband and I decided to do a bit of wandering around, with only very faint hope of running into The Great Man. We parked our car, and started walking for a bit..but didn't see him. After some time, we were walking with our heads down (it was a blustery evening), when I heard my husband yelp, "Oh my god, it's you!". I looked up, to see His Moz-jesty, himself. He looked back at my husband, and declared, "Oh my god, it's YOU.". CUTE!

    Morrissey was wearing a blue zip-up type jumper. I remember the blue distinctly, because his eyes were sparkling that evening. He was with Jed (his tour manager), his security guard (who I think looks a lot like Brad Pitt), and a couple of others.

    We apologized for disturbing him, and asked whether he'd mind signing some stuff for us. He had just walked out of "Duke of York" (pub), and I asked him whether there was any decent vegetarian food, to which he responded "nah!", and shook his his head firmly. I told him that we were following his tour, and that the shows had been great. We got a couple of posters signed - I recall him signing them like he was an artist. He paused, sketched out his signature against the paper first (in the air), and then signed. I think he even scratched his chin first.;-)

    Before he walked away, I told him my name (as in my story), and he remembered it from the letter I'd handed to him in NYC. He said, "I got your note". I floated on air, back home that night!

    Thanks again for letting me share!

    Mona
    Anonymous -- Sunday October 24 2004, @08:25PM (#132890)
    • Re:thank you! by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday October 26 2004, @05:39PM
  • Mona, what a beautiful story!!! I am so happy for you. This reminded me so much of my husband. He is also an accountant, and people perceive him to be a stick in the mud. We are both huge Morrissey fans. Believe me, all decorum goes out the window when anything Moz is involved. We have also spent a fortune for two show in the front row, but it was so worth it. The best moment was when my husband reached for my hand with tears in his eyes! He was swaying back and forth, and I just thought, this is priceless! Thanks for sharing your story and God Bless!
    Anonymous -- Sunday October 24 2004, @10:54PM (#132903)
  • This is one of the best essays I've read about MOz fans... truly enchanting... it moved me...
    when she narrated the moment Moz acknowledge her as the one who sent him the note is just a classic emotional shaker... like those in the movies, though this one is real.... I was teary-eyed upon reading that part.
    I never thought MOrrissey could care that much...

    I wish I could write my fascination with Him like that... as it turned out, my essay "MOrrissey and My Lovelife" has not seen the light yet... Too bad...
    ikyan98 -- Monday October 25 2004, @02:34AM (#132930)
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  • Well done. I exactly have the same "problem" as you : I'm a policeman and I love morrissey. Do I need a psycho-analysis?
    Anonymous -- Monday October 25 2004, @07:38AM (#132971)


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