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Morrissey in Maxim's Top Ten Male Virgins at #9

posted by davidt on Wednesday February 23 2005, @02:00PM
Notallan writes:

Maxim's March 2005 issue makes a brief mention of Moz, with a recent small head shot picture of the man, in its top ten male virgins list. I'm happy to report that Moz at #9 beat out Clay Aiken, who ranked #10.

The caption reads:
"The sad singer said he was celibate, but adds it now applies "only on Christmas and bank holidays."

Cheers!
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  • That is funny!
    Anonymous -- Wednesday February 23 2005, @07:04PM (#152193)
  • ...how did they find nine other virgin male celebrities to populate the list? Anyone know who the others were?
    Biscuit Buscemi -- Wednesday February 23 2005, @07:11PM (#152194)
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  • J. Edgah Hoovah shoulda made dat list!
    Frank Sinatra -- Thursday February 24 2005, @05:12PM (#152295)
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    Ol'Blue Balls
  • Did they strip search him and get up
    there with their flash lights ?
    Anonymous -- Thursday February 24 2005, @05:48PM (#152302)
  • Seen that quote before, so funny! Wonder who's benefiting from all these years of sexual frustration?
    elmatters -- Friday February 25 2005, @10:11AM (#152354)
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  • Here is the list:

    1.Michael Jackson- handjobs don't count
    2.Clay Aikens- oral on Simon don't count
    3.Pope John Paul-you guess, I don't want to go to hell.
    4.David Beckam- I gave Posh Spice her children
    5.George Michael- if he wasn't caught in the toilet before it happened he wouldn't make the list.
    6.George W. Bush- always worried about weapons of mass destruction he hired an intern to bear his children.
    7.Yassar Arafat- too busy hiding in a bunker.
    8.Leonardo De Caprio- A hot totty like Kate Winslet and that Brazilian model and can't the job done.
    9.Morrissey- he's too smart to get involved which means more great music from him.
    10.My brother- He had a chance with Paris Hilton but he's waiting for Britney Spears to divorce, then he'll be off the list.
    Anonymous -- Sunday February 27 2005, @02:34AM (#152455)

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