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Morrissey fans of the world unite and take over - The Watercooler, Pensacola News Journal

posted by Rachel Greene at 1:51 AM, Thursday, February 09, 2006

The man who put the "M" in "Manchester," Morrissey, will be returning in a few months with a new album, "Ringleader of the Tormentors."

Since American music fans won't accept anything that doesn't involve rappers or half-naked girls, here are some ways Morrissey can finally get some much deserved attention in the U.S.