it never happened. if fiona apple is hot!! everyone checks her out.

SO Danny Bonadouce-bag gets to hang out with Morrissey and i'm stuck dreaming. Cool.

In los angeles, I found myself in an elevator with Bonaduce. He is a odd little abnormality of a man. He obviously works out, but sculpts his body in a manner that tells me that he's battling demons. I mean, someone so obsessed with his body like that is clearly covering some other hidden obsessions. He was also decked out in ridiculous 90s wear fashion.
He is a trainwreck of a man. No wonder Moz was staring.
True Story.

This young man exploited himself and made a sensation of himself when he went to great lengths to describe his ordeal with crack.

What I do remember is this young man stating that he would often have BURNS on his lips- simply because he would heat up the crack and would not WAIT for the crack-pipe to COOL OFF before smoking. The fact that he is somehow managed to turn his life around is amazing.

I will try not to judge him. I just can't picture the three of them having anything in common. Fiona is immensely talented- there is no doubt about that. I do believe in my heart that Morrissey would socialize well with anyone despite his shyness.

Truly,
Ken S.

It wasn't the original Morrissey but an incredible simulation! A famous look-alike was in Rome updating his personal photograph album, images currently being retouched to share with all of you Moz lovers! He heard Danny was around and had extra supplies of that little blue pill that older men find so useful. Fiona wanted some too.

I think the whole story is lame.. I heard the clip and it sounds so cheesy... he probably saw Moz at a local pub in Rome with Fiona, and some how some way put himself in the situation from afar. There is no way Moz had 2 things to say to this former crack addict. oh yes... okay here it goes..

Moz: Oh Danny, have you finally kicked your habit of your daily crack use, and belergent mental abusive ways towards your wife and family?

Danny: Excuse me Morrissey,
*gets up from table because there is no way he just understood more then one thing in the whole sentence, goes outside and fires up his crack pipe*

~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~*
end of story

=)

That's how it played out in his head... he is having severe flash backs....

Mozluv

With Adam Carola doing mornings now instead of Howard Stern the station is on a downward spiral!Sirius Satellite forever!

"Piss off, darling - I need my rest. Bring me oranges... I must have oranges!"

Mark sounds like a real faggot. W

Winnie Wong will shelter you with her arm blubber, little girl.

That´s what I call true devotion, MarkFromScatter! Typing away with bleeding fingers, only to make us happy...
Hopefully those paper cuts will heal soon, so that those peel-sessions won´t be so dreadful anymore! :-)