"Morrissey: The Frantic Search"

[The first couple sentences are hazy...]...Anxious before the extreme mutismo (?) that the artist has faced on his tour, the unconditional followers interchanged some rumors that could give some (?) on what exactly happened to their idol. "It appears that he registered with the name 'Eddie Riff'" "they told me that he went to Banos Morales with the band", "No, because he walks alone and with 2 guards""But one tip from security told me that he hasn't exited his pieza (?)" [These are fans talking about why Moz changed hotels].

What is sure is that the English singer originally registered at the Hotel Plaza San Francisco, but nevertheless decided to change to the Hotel Carrera, where lodged the rest of the equipment. [?!] "What happened was that a girl tried to get in", "He wasn't happy with the security", "It's that he didn't like it, and he found he had a leak, or I don't know what". There were plenty [of rumors] to choose from when nobody knew they absolute truth.

Inside the Carrera, the band that accompanies the artist were less mysterious. Gary Day, the bassist, the skinny type, dressed in Rockabilly style and adorned with tattoos on his arms, avoided with English courtesy to refer to the place that yesterday in the morning they visited [I'm not sure this is correct]. "I don't know, you are asking the wrong person" [Gary Day said].

For his part, the drummer, Spike T. Smith, pretended [?] not to know tonight's show. "We don't want to tell it, we only know a little before the concert." Debbie, the blonde manager of Morrissey, gave a second version, assuring that "the show will be the same as in Mexico, only with a different scene [as in place]." Following her act, the group boarded a van that apparently took them to Estadio Victor Jar to do a sound check.

For his part, Jorge Espinoza, producer of La Gargola and the orderer [maybe head, boss] of the tour in Chile assured that he saw Morrissey only when he saved him from a group of fans that were waiting for him at the airport. "This is incredible. Since February 14th I have received every class (type ?) [of people] explaining to me the importance of Morrissey in their lives. It's all very rare [maybe strange?]."

The End.

So Moz changed hotels and nobody really knows why. That's the gist of it, I guess.

MORRISSEY - FRENETIC SEARCH
Uneasiness lingered among the army of fans posted in front of Carrera Hotel yesterday. Unsettled by the
mutism and isolation shown by the artist along the "Oye Esteban" tour, the unconditional followers exchanged
rumours that could tip them off about the plans their idol has during his visit to Santiago.
"Seems like he checked in under the name of 'Steve Riff'", "I was told he went to 'Baños Morales'(a touristic
spot) with the band", "That can't be, because he left alone with two bodyguards", "...but one of
the hotel clerks told me he hasn't left his room yet"....and so on.
What is certain is that the english singer originally checked into the Hotel Plaza San Francisco, however
he decided to move to Hotel Carrera where the rest of the crew is. "What happened is that a girl
tried to break in". "He wasn't satisfied with the hotel security". "He didn't like it, he said
there was a leak on the roof". There are enough versions to pick from when no one knows the absolute
truth.
Inside the Carrera, the rest of the band were way less misterious. Gary Day, the bassist, a skinny
guy dressed like the rockability era and "garnished" with tattoos, avoided with british courtesy
to refer about where they would be heading to in the morning: "I really have no clue, I think you're
asking the wrong person". Drummer Spike T. Smith said he was unaware of the set list
for the show. "We don't want to reveal it, so Moz will tell us shortly before the show".
On the other hand, Debbie, Moz's blonde assistant, assured the show would be identical to Mexico's
except in a different venue.
They eventually departed in a van towards the Victor Jara Stadium for a soundcheck.
Jorge Espinoza, producer for La Gargola (spanish for The Gargoyle, probably a chilean singer, and this is funny
because thats actually my knickname), and in charge of this tour leg said he cuaght a glimpse of
Morrissey only when he rescued him form a group of frenzied fans at the airport.
"This is incredible", he said,"ever since February 14 all I've heard
from all sorts of people is how important it is for them that Morrissey is coming, given the influence
he's been to their lives. It is really strange."
Well, is it really so strange?

MORRISSEY'S WALK AROUND CERRO SAN CRISTOBAL (SAINT CHRISTOPHER's HILL)

On his second day in Chile, the english singer, who debuts tonite in the Estadio
de Chile, took a look at Santiago from the heights of the Virgin (a famous monument of Virgin Mary
on top of the hill that resembles the famous Rio de Janeiro open-armed Jesus monument) and showed upset
about the stalking of the press.
Less than 800 tickets out of a total of five thousand were left yesterday for tonight's show
With 90 percent of the venue now sold out, the organizers wait to soon run out of tickets for the show in which the singer,
popular from his beginnings as a frontman for the Smiths, will perform songs mostly from his solo career,
such as "The More You Ignore Me", "Boxers" or "Alma Matters" .
In the meantime, the singer continued his tour around the city and shortly before 17 hrs. he was spotted around the Cerro
San Cristobal onboard a truck.
Wearing a t-shirt of the argentinan soccer club Boca Junior under his shirt,
he took a view of the city from the top of the hill and after 15 mts he left notoriously
upset about the paparazzi hovering around. Meanwhile, a huge crowd has barricaded the
entrance of the hotel Carrera, where he moved after staying the first night (sunday) in the Hotel Plaza San Francisco.
According to Ed Mendoza, in charge of security for the tour, he moved because of constant
harrassment from the press, plus the fact that he had a restless night. "It is very important
for him to rest before the show. He's not quite used to the heat in these countries, plus
the height of Mexico city wore him out", said Mendoza.
A lot more unnoticed has the rest of the band been, they had a nice dinner out the night
of their arrival in a restaurant in Barrio Bellavista. Spike Smith (drums) said the fact
that it's his first visit to Chile contributed to the special entusiasm lingering around, and
confirmed the lack of hits in the show like Suedehead or Everyday Is Like Sunday. "It's a show
of non obvious songs", and also said he has no clue about a new album release: "I'll probably
find out one hour before the press", he said.

Well, if nothing else, at least he is finally getting to see it for himself.

England is much smaller than the entire south american continet....

love,

P.S amigos gringos, ahora a ustedes les va a tocar la tarea de traducir así como lo hago yo con todo lo que está en vuestro idioma, Já

I can’t believe he was chanting "Peru, Peru" in Chile. He’s got to read this site somewhat.

No polcie in South America........come on man! are you really that stupid?????!!!!!!!! Stop typing before you think you neanderthal. Stop making the US look bad.

FRANKLY "MR. X"

I thus read with great displeasure in " MORRISSEYTOUR.COM "
a called news article " MORRISSEY IN THE CHILEAN´S TOILET " or something.
This news article was written by " Mr. X " (I call it thus because it does not appear his name)
and upon presentment talks about of Morrissey in Chile like a disagreeable event,
mainly because the place of the presentation was to his to seem " horrible", " stinky ",
in summary as a bath.
With the typical attitude of the ignorante and contemptuous tourist,
surely " Mr. X " wished that the place was a new enclosure, just painted and carpeted,
perhaps to but the pure style " HighTech " of Calatrava or a White Posmodernism of Richard Meier.
Perhaps " Mr. X " pleases of style " MALL " with plastic, luminous and aseptic scenery.
Perhaps " Mr. X " would have to travel to DisneyLand to be able to free itself of the poverty printing that he has to have received.
" Mr. X " must been have horrified with caratula " B " of album BONA DRAG
where Morrissey appears next to an old post in a dirty district with walls without painting and stucco,
the same he must have felt with several videos and photos.
The stage Victor Jara indeed is not the most pretty and cleaned up place of Santiago,
it is an old and bad maintained place.
But for some people
the dark places,
without decoration and with apparent abandonment allow many interesting things,
for example
that appear with greater force and true beauty the sweet thing of Morrissey, the depth and simplicity of The Smith´s
in a spectacle that is very far from all the equipment of explosions, lights and lujuria of which other singers vainglori.
Frankly " Mr. X " you would not have to come to South America with Morrissey
you would have to be in tour of RICKY MARTIN by Cancún.
I DID´NT MEAN TO BE SO DELICATE,
BUT I MUST SPEAK: F U C K Y O U " MR.X "!

that's what people got with their charitable donation to moztour.com girls?

damnit, when you go into areas typically exploited by the west, you are not going to find a very high standard of living.

...tourists....