FAO andy I- RE: Free Plastic Surgery

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Let's Go Devils

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If you can't afford plastic surgery I would call 212-314-9339(NYC) and ask for Gary Dellabante. If you can fly to New York City you probably have a good chance to receive free breast implants or whatever work you think you need done.$700 for a flight to NY compared to about $10,000, good deal. All you would have to do is go on a radio show and talk about your love for Andy Rourke. I think you would have a good chance too because although some Londoner's don't appreciate your posh accent I think Gary's friends Howard,Artie, and Robin would really dig it.
 
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Andy Ison

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Re: About the plastic surgry can you really have anything you want done??

If you can't afford plastic surgery I would call 212-314-9339(NYC) and ask
> for Gary Dellabante. If you can fly to New York City you probably have a
> good chance to receive free breast implants or whatever work you think you
> need done.$700 for a flight to NY compared to about $10,000, good deal.
> All you would have to do is go on a radio show and talk about your love
> for Andy Rourke. I think you would have a good chance too because although
> some Londoner's don't appreciate your posh accent I think Gary's friends
> Howard,Artie, and Robin would really dig it. ====
Americans like a posh English accent? That is worth knowing I could put on a really posh English accent if it would help! If I said i loved Andy Rourke would they say Andy who? most people do. But I don't tell many people to be honest about my love for him i keep it to myself and the internet..
I don't partically want breast implants though which is strange but i am worried about them the stuff they are made of. I wouldn't mind some other breast work done though and all sorts of things!! I have a list of things!! Who are these people anyway???
 
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Grim O'Grady

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Re: About the plastic surgry can you really have anything you want done??

> If you can't afford plastic surgery I would call 212-314-9339(NYC) and ask
> Americans like a posh English accent? That is worth knowing I could put on
> a really posh English accent if it would help! If I said i loved Andy
> Rourke would they say Andy who? most people do. But I don't tell many
> people to be honest about my love for him i keep it to myself and the
> internet..
> I don't partically want breast implants though which is strange but i am
> worried about them the stuff they are made of. I wouldn't mind some other
> breast work done though and all sorts of things!! I have a list of
> things!! Who are these people anyway???

Hmmmm. My advice as a trained psychotherapist would be to go out and tell the WORLD you love Mr Andrew Rourke. Don't limit yourself to the internet. You will find that internet people are not really interested. Whereas ordinary people will be. Trust me. I'm a doctor.

Dr O'Grady xx
 
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Grim O'Grady

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are you having a whip-round, I'll contribute!

Grim

> If you can't afford plastic surgery I would call 212-314-9339(NYC) and ask
> for Gary Dellabante. If you can fly to New York City you probably have a
> good chance to receive free breast implants or whatever work you think you
> need done.$700 for a flight to NY compared to about $10,000, good deal.
> All you would have to do is go on a radio show and talk about your love
> for Andy Rourke. I think you would have a good chance too because although
> some Londoner's don't appreciate your posh accent I think Gary's friends
> Howard,Artie, and Robin would really dig it.
 
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Theo van Gogh Martyrs Brigade

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fafa fooey...ahahahahaha....too funny!
 
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Theo van Gogh Martyrs Brigade

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> If you can't afford plastic surgery I would call 212-314-9339(NYC) and ask
> for Gary Dellabante. If you can fly to New York City you probably have a
> good chance to receive free breast implants or whatever work you think you
> need done.$700 for a flight to NY compared to about $10,000, good deal.
> All you would have to do is go on a radio show and talk about your love
> for Andy Rourke. I think you would have a good chance too because although
> some Londoner's don't appreciate your posh accent I think Gary's friends
> Howard,Artie, and Robin would really dig it.

They'd dig her so much she'd get more than free implants. She'd be made a new member of the Wack Pack. Look out, High-Pitched Eric!
 
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Let's Go Devils

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> They'd dig her so much she'd get more than free implants. She'd be made a
> new member of the Wack Pack. Look out, High-Pitched Eric!
She would be more famous than Beetlejuice and then Andy Rourke will really notice her.
Now I'm mad I said something. For free implants I'll go on Howard's show and make up crap about how I love Andy Rourke. The only reason I would be hesitant is what if I ended up on E!.
PS. With Andy's knowledge of music she could go on Stump the Booey and she would probably win.
 
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Let's Go Devils

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> are you having a whip-round, I'll contribute!

> Grim
Hmmm as much as I hate to admit it, I think you might be on to something! She might have to come to NY after Andy finds out she has been posting on here.
 
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Theo van Gogh Martyrs Brigade

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> Now I'm mad I said something. For free implants I'll go on Howard's show
> and make up crap about how I love Andy Rourke. The only reason I would be
> hesitant is what if I ended up on E!.

You're supposed to pop a lot of pills beforehand and not think about ruining your life when it's re-run on E! until the end of time.

> PS. With Andy's knowledge of music she could go on Stump the Booey and she
> would probably win.

LOL
 
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Let's Go Devils

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> You're supposed to pop a lot of pills beforehand and not think about
> ruining your life when it's re-run on E! until the end of time.

> LOL
One of my co-workers registered with Match.com and that was the main topic of conversation for months so I can imagine what would happen if I appeared on E! The guys in my work are Howard Stern fanatics so not only will they see me on E! proclaiming my love for Andy Rourke but even worse they would know I paid a visit to Dr. Calabro!!
OOPS Nancy's on!
BYE
 
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