troubleluvsme
giddyup
The gift that keeps on giving 
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Happy F'N Valentine's Day
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CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
You're going to a drag show on Sunday?
Hell yeah. It's going to be amazing!
oscillate wildly
New Member
I'm coming!
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Sweet.
Heck yeah! We are going to party like it's an R. Kelly party.
It is.
troubleluvsme
giddyup
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therightone
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Jukebox Jury
Retired
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Tickety-boo, I want to f*** you.
Moonbeam
Slackerbitch
So what (who) will you be tossing on Tuesday
Jukebox Jury
I will be on my way to Stoke - may have to settle for an oatcake.
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Reelaround
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Maybe you
Our Lady
New Member
Evidently...
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therightone
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A 'Will You Be My Valentine?' From Hell
No roses, no candy, no kisses. For those of you who like your Valentine Days upside down, here is the ultimate UN-valentine: a beautiful seductress who isn't what she seems. In fact, she isn't a she. She's a trick.
In this "Wild Orchids In Israel" video you will meet a long-horned bee who is innocently, hopefully, incessantly looking for a lady bee.
And lo and behold, he finds her! She looks right. She smells right, wafting a seductive perfume identical to that secreted by female bees. She feels right, all furry. But she's not right.
She's not a bee. She's an orchid, a flower that perfectly mimics a lady bee so closely that you can almost hear the bee wondering why, as he presses his affections harder and harder against the furry surface, why he can't get no (to quote Mick Jagger)... you know what.
Happy Valentine's Day, not.
No roses, no candy, no kisses. For those of you who like your Valentine Days upside down, here is the ultimate UN-valentine: a beautiful seductress who isn't what she seems. In fact, she isn't a she. She's a trick.
In this "Wild Orchids In Israel" video you will meet a long-horned bee who is innocently, hopefully, incessantly looking for a lady bee.
And lo and behold, he finds her! She looks right. She smells right, wafting a seductive perfume identical to that secreted by female bees. She feels right, all furry. But she's not right.
She's not a bee. She's an orchid, a flower that perfectly mimics a lady bee so closely that you can almost hear the bee wondering why, as he presses his affections harder and harder against the furry surface, why he can't get no (to quote Mick Jagger)... you know what.
Happy Valentine's Day, not.
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