Morrissey announces he "IS TO RETIRE" SHOCK - SCOOP

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Pop musics first Billionaire Morrissey(62)formerly lead singer and tambourinist with Glam rock band "The Smiths" shocked the world as he announced to me last night from his Bel Air mansion that he was going to retire, and shocked showbiz friends as well as current and ex band members rushed to pay compliments to one of pops finest careers.

"I am going to retire" he rasped, the silver plated tones of his voice ravaged by cheap cigarettes and cheap whiskey.

"Its time to draw the curtains and retire" he gasped his voice ravaged by performing 400 night consecutivley on popular musics most extensive tour The "You are the Quarry - Deluxe DVD Gatefold Platinum B Side and A Tacky Badge Tour" his words barely escaped pass the orange sized nodules that had appeared after the second night of the tour.

"Time for bed" he said bloodshot eyes glancing nervously around the room, Nancy was already asleep in front of the TV murmured "in a minute honey"

It was then I realised that "he was going to retire" was an english saying that meant he was going to bed.

Morrissey playfully punched me as I pointed out my honest mistake "i thought you were quitting the music scene" I said as he kicked me in the stomache playfully. Ithe rest was a bit of a blur as he playfullly threw me out the first floor window shouting "Retire - I have a live CD, DVD, and You are the Quarry - Latinum Star Trek Edition"

Thats all I can report from now as my medication is begining to wear off.

But I'll keep you appraised of the facts as I get them.

Cheers

Reg,

For L
 
LOL

> Pop musics first Billionaire Morrissey(62)formerly lead singer and
> tambourinist with Glam rock band "The Smiths" shocked the world
> as he announced to me last night from his Bel Air mansion that he was
> going to retire, and shocked showbiz friends as well as current and ex
> band members rushed to pay compliments to one of pops finest careers.

> "I am going to retire" he rasped, the silver plated tones of his
> voice ravaged by cheap cigarettes and cheap whiskey.

> "Its time to draw the curtains and retire" he gasped his voice
> ravaged by performing 400 night consecutivley on popular musics most
> extensive tour The "You are the Quarry - Deluxe DVD Gatefold Platinum
> B Side and A Tacky Badge Tour" his words barely escaped pass the
> orange sized nodules that had appeared after the second night of the tour.

> "Time for bed" he said bloodshot eyes glancing nervously around
> the room, Nancy was already asleep in front of the TV murmured "in a
> minute honey"

> It was then I realised that "he was going to retire" was an
> english saying that meant he was going to bed.

> Morrissey playfully punched me as I pointed out my honest mistake "i
> thought you were quitting the music scene" I said as he kicked me in
> the stomache playfully. Ithe rest was a bit of a blur as he playfullly
> threw me out the first floor window shouting "Retire - I have a live
> CD, DVD, and You are the Quarry - Latinum Star Trek Edition"

> Thats all I can report from now as my medication is begining to wear off.

> But I'll keep you appraised of the facts as I get them.

> Cheers

> Reg,

> For L

good work regie
 
Glad you liked it - now off to work with you!

Have a nice day
 
Re: Glad you liked it - now off to work with you!

> Have a nice day

and you ,laters
 
Excellent SCOOP, Reg and I'm already at work

You've already made my day!
 
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