Morrissey announces "I am finished with Showbiz!" shock

[Reg Plate]

News Has filtered in that yesterday afternoon Morrissey sat bolt upright in bed and announced "I am finshed with Showbiz".

Fans of the bespectacled 70s icon can relax however - he was referring to his stormy relationship with Grant Showbiz, briefly producer / manager for The Smiths.

Morrissey was unavialable for comment last night but an unnamed Sanctuary spokesperson was quoted as saying "oh yes, very good, goodbye, clunk" which I took as proof conclusive.

P.S. To get these magnificent scoops i simply remove the tinfoil helmet I wear to block out unwanted broadcasts and report the news as it comes in.

Stay Tuned for more news the moment i get it!

Reg

 

[L]

> News Has filtered in that yesterday afternoon Morrissey sat bolt upright
> in bed and announced "I am finshed with Showbiz".

> Fans of the bespectacled 70s icon can relax however - he was referring to
> his stormy relationship with Grant Showbiz, briefly producer / manager for
> The Smiths.

> Morrissey was unavialable for comment last night but an unnamed Sanctuary
> spokesperson was quoted as saying "oh yes, very good, goodbye,
> clunk" which I took as proof conclusive.

> P.S. To get these magnificent scoops i simply remove the tinfoil helmet I
> wear to block out unwanted broadcasts and report the news as it comes in.

> Stay Tuned for more news the moment i get it!

> Reg

very funny ,keep up the good work and i expect at least one scoop a day ,ok?

 

[Abrahan]

make it a daily scoop...

very nice...