Modern Love, The No. 1 Sex Survey - The No. 1 Book (1987): Difference between revisions

From Morrissey-solo Wiki
(Created page with "Scans [https://www.facebook.com/groups/761279081552647/permalink/1031555147858371/?ref=embed_post posted by Alan Armstrong in the Facebook group "The Smiths & Morrissey Rarities"]. From the Mention::Geoff Travis Omega sale. == Modern Love, The No. 1 Sex Survey == We first asked the stars about sex in March 1984. It was the sex-conscious age pin-up stars like John Taylor and Paul Young and so-called 'gender benders' like Boy George. These days things are a lot quie...")
 
No edit summary
Line 13: Line 13:


=== Morrissey (The Smiths) ===
=== Morrissey (The Smiths) ===
'''Do you consciously project a sexy image?'''<br>
I personally possess as much mystical sexual allure as an all-purpose dishcloth.
'''Would you pose nude?'''<br>
No, I don't see any point in deliberately frightening children and horses.
'''If there was a pill for men would you take it?'''<br>
Yes, if crushed in jam.
'''How old were you when you were told the facts of life?'''<br>
Until I was 16 1 always firmly believed that there was a link between childbirth and Green Shield Stamps.
'''What's your favourite sexy record?'''<br>
'Walkin' Through The Cemetery' by Claudine Clark.
'''Do you believe in marriage?'''<br>
Marriage is one hobby I wholeheartedly approve of.
'''Is society too permissive?'''<br>
Yes indeed. There far too much hard core religion on television. The young impressionable mind cannot cope.

Revision as of 08:36, 30 July 2023

Scans posted by Alan Armstrong in the Facebook group "The Smiths & Morrissey Rarities".

From the Geoff Travis Omega sale.

Modern Love, The No. 1 Sex Survey

We first asked the stars about sex in March 1984. It was the sex-conscious age pin-up stars like John Taylor and Paul Young and so-called 'gender benders' like Boy George.

These days things are a lot quieter on the sexual front. Is it AIDS? Is it boredom? We talked to a few of today's stars to find out.

By PAT THOMAS

Additional research by KAREN SWAYNE, DAVE LING, NICK ADAMS, ANDREW PANOS.

Morrissey (The Smiths)

Do you consciously project a sexy image?
I personally possess as much mystical sexual allure as an all-purpose dishcloth.

Would you pose nude?
No, I don't see any point in deliberately frightening children and horses.

If there was a pill for men would you take it?
Yes, if crushed in jam.

How old were you when you were told the facts of life?
Until I was 16 1 always firmly believed that there was a link between childbirth and Green Shield Stamps.

What's your favourite sexy record?
'Walkin' Through The Cemetery' by Claudine Clark.

Do you believe in marriage?
Marriage is one hobby I wholeheartedly approve of.

Is society too permissive?
Yes indeed. There far too much hard core religion on television. The young impressionable mind cannot cope.