posted by davidt on Monday July 19 2010, @10:00AM
Foo writes:
Jonathan Ross on his last show:

"I promised Morrissey I wouldn't cry"

'Lucky' Ross brings down curtain on chat show - breakingnews.ie
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  • Will miss Jonathan Ross.A great funny guy who like, the great Russall Brand makes me laugh.The tv will be boring now.Such a shame,Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand very talanted people.Wish they were both on tv more.Respect to them both.We will miss you.
    Anonymous -- Monday July 19 2010, @10:38AM (#354407)
    • Re:Mr Ross by Anonymous (Score:0) Monday July 19 2010, @12:54PM
      • Re:Mr Ross by Anonymous (Score:0) Tuesday July 20 2010, @04:17AM
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    • Re:Mr Ross (Score:2, Insightful)

      Ross has his moments, can be a bit smug and big headed at times. Brand,however is a grade A cunt of the highest order who's only redeeming feature is that he likes Moz. If you want to hear top of the range articulate intelligent comedy try Stewart Lee and not Brand, the self obsessed peurile twat - talking about yourself involved in a threesome and using the word rapscallion in the bit does not comedy gold make.
      fnc <reversethis-{moc ... {cnfnodrognhoj}> -- Tuesday July 20 2010, @12:23PM (#354465)
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      • Re:Mr Ross by Anonymous (Score:0) Friday July 23 2010, @07:10AM
  • correction (Score:1, Funny)

    shouldn't that be "I pwomised Mowwissey I wouldn't cwy"

    sorry... I'll get me coat
    Anonymous -- Monday July 19 2010, @11:44AM (#354411)
    • Re:correction by Anonymous (Score:0) Monday July 19 2010, @12:36PM
      • Re:correction by Anonymous (Score:0) Monday July 19 2010, @01:56PM
    • Re:correction by mauve21 (Score:1) Monday July 19 2010, @08:48PM
  • He didn't say that! (Score:2, Interesting)

    Wrong, wrong, wrong. All he said was 'I promised Morrissey', which I took to mean he promised Morrissey to perform (instead of Roxy Music).

    It's on Youtube if you care enough not to believe me.
    Noel Westlake -- Monday July 19 2010, @12:41PM (#354417)
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  • Jeeeeez
    Anonymous -- Tuesday July 20 2010, @12:14AM (#354452)
    • Re:Is this really headline news? by Anonymoose (Score:1) Tuesday July 20 2010, @12:47AM
    • Re:Such a little thing... by goinghome (Score:1) Tuesday July 20 2010, @01:20PM
    • and Johhny Marr's name is on all me Smiths vinyl/dvd bootleg/cd's

      in fact you don't know The Smiths were

      morrissey; lyrics/vocals
      johnny marr; guitars and other various instrumnts
      and musicproding, demoos
      andy Rourke;bass
      mike joyce; drumms

      some moaning about a carnivore flower, well
      lots of food come from animals, also milkproducts and cheese
      leather shoes, belts
      wood for guitars

      so let's hold the line as always was with 'Meat is Murder', eating meat,ok?
      Celibate Cry <[email protected]> -- Wednesday July 21 2010, @12:20AM (#354474)
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      and the hills are alive with celibate cries
  • Why would Morrissey make him promise he wouldn't cry, of all things? Besides he didn't even say "I wouldn't cry", or did he?
    dicartwright -- Wednesday July 21 2010, @12:22PM (#354488)
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    • Re:why? by Kate2828 (Score:1) Wednesday July 21 2010, @12:46PM
    • Re:why? by Carly_mc (Score:1) Wednesday July 21 2010, @02:26PM
      • Re:why? by dicartwright (Score:1) Friday July 23 2010, @10:00AM
  • Just glancing through the news last week and saw that JR had mentioned Morrissey twice no less.

    That was enough for me.., my tummy did a slow flip.

    I really miss you Morrissey.., PLEASE tour again as soon as you can.
    Anonymous -- Wednesday July 21 2010, @12:57PM (#354492)
    • Re:I Miss You by Anonymous (Score:0) Thursday July 22 2010, @03:15AM
  • So why does he make ME cry all the time? He is vile. and sexy. and cute.
    Lorem Ipsum -- Wednesday July 21 2010, @10:53PM (#354509)
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  • ...Morrissey and Jonathon sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G...
    Anonymous -- Thursday July 22 2010, @03:04AM (#354513)
  • Je t'aime.

    IX
    Piccadily -- Thursday July 22 2010, @02:57PM (#354536)
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    • Re: . . . mon amor . . . by Anonymous (Score:0) Thursday July 22 2010, @11:53PM
    • Re: Oh . . . (Score:2, Interesting)

      Am afraid 'Anon' you appear to have the malady of mistaken identity.

      Oh and am grateful and humbly honoured to be a complete Christian.

      Morrissey loves all his admirers and if he is in love than I praise the Lord for that blissfully happy fact.

      Morrissey made his spring 2010 'GangLord' video for someone he loves . . . but that is his private life and on which is not to be trespassed upon.

      May I pray to ArchAngel Michael to protect and guide this 'Anon' person by the light of eternal truth and Love. And thank you with all my heart for the protection and guidance you so generously give me everyday, I am eternally grateful. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

      IX
      Piccadily -- Friday July 23 2010, @07:41AM (#354563)
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      • Re: Oh . . . by Anonymous (Score:0) Friday July 23 2010, @10:21PM
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  • So whose tv show is he going to appear at if Ross is not on air? Jools Holland? Does he still host anything in the UK?
    Anonymous -- Thursday July 22 2010, @11:07PM (#354549)
  • I am the scion and the inheritor of a social-phobia which is unlawfully uncouth.

    lol.
    Anonymous -- Friday July 23 2010, @03:37AM (#354555)
  • he belongs to Jesse. Yes, Jesse came with the key. Until then he entered no one and no one entered him. That's right, when he saw J. lounging with his knees up and apart, he and his heart, yes they both knew, you know.

    dim sum.
    Anonymous -- Friday July 23 2010, @08:12AM (#354564)
  • Bloody hell, are you still here?

    Or, rather, were you ever?
    Anonymous -- Wednesday July 21 2010, @04:11AM (#354475)
  • '...I cried and said a small sheep's head is really all I seek, and leave the eyes in cause it's got to see us through the week...'
    Anonymous -- Thursday July 22 2010, @03:09AM (#354514)
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