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    Mporium (UK): new additions (June 11, 2021)

    They have great stuff, shame it takes them about ten weeks to deliver anything.
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    Off-topic discussion thread / moved as clogging other threads

    You are stating facts about Morrissey that you do not know to be true. Are you nerak?
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    Off-topic discussion thread / moved as clogging other threads

    Baz, I missed this last night. Today I am listening to Absolute80s. What is your favourite non-Smiths/Morrissey 80s tune?
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    Off-topic discussion thread / moved as clogging other threads

    Leave the Revels in the kitchen.
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    Off-topic discussion thread / moved as clogging other threads

    I’ve tried sucking... lord knows, I’ve tried sucking... but there comes a point where you just have to crunch. And I do not, and I do not And I do not like it.
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    Off-topic discussion thread / moved as clogging other threads

    I love Maltesers, Baz. But I just can’t eat them. The texture and feeling of that honeycomb on my teeth is just wrong. But I can eat a Crunchie no problem. How queer. As I said in another thread: “Oh, Christ, another stifled Friday night...”
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    Morrissey A-Z: "Lucky Lisp"

    You dirty bastard.
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    Morrissey A-Z: "Lucky Lisp"

    I think it is about a boy who had a lisp who was remarkably lucky. The rest of you are filthy minded cretins.
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    Morrissey A-Z: "Maladjusted"

    Same. This, and the “there’s nothing wrong with you!” bit at the end.
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    Morrissey A-Z: "Maladjusted"

    ”Oh, Christ, another stifled Friday night”
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    Morrissey's friend forging new alliances

    T’good peepul of West Yawkshuh will be too busy suppin t’pints of t’Tetley’s Bitter down’t pub. Gerrin’ right bladdered, ah tell theh! Maybe you could join them, might d‘theh some good, auld fella. Skinny, Compo and Clegg, getting smashed down t’local then careerin’ down t’moors in a disused...
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    Morrissey Central "NOT HAPPY, NOT SAD" (May 31, 2021)

    Can you turn this into a novel, please?
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    Morrissey Central "NOT HAPPY, NOT SAD" (May 31, 2021)

    Here we go. Victor Meldrew has woken from his afternoon, gin-induced slumber. “Matey”?! Lunatic.
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