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  1. Morrissey's left nut

    Official Facebook Cruel World confirmed, Pasadena CA., May 14, 2022 - tickets on sale June 11, 2021

    I would bet money that the traffic jam to leave is well underway by the time Morose-y plays his third song
  2. Morrissey's left nut

    Official Facebook Cruel World confirmed, Pasadena CA., May 14, 2022 - tickets on sale June 11, 2021

    Make sure to bring your snausages to throw at Quilloughby! If you keep them in your trousers all day they'll be nice and steamy by the time he oozes onto the stage!
  3. Morrissey's left nut

    Fiona Dodwell: "The poet without a home: Morrissey has been let down by the music industry" (May 31, 2021)

    Indeed her writing is. I think we ought to crowd fund her a miner's helmet with a bright LED headlamp.
  4. Morrissey's left nut

    Morrissey Central "MORRISSEY NEW ALBUM" (May 30, 2021)

    The public seems to agree w them
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  7. Morrissey's left nut

    Morrissey Central "MORRISSEY NEW ALBUM" (May 30, 2021)

    People often hate those who remind them of themselves. Bloated ego, offensive statements delivered without a hint of self awareness, bitter petulant hate of those who they see as against them, funny hair-don't... I swear, those two could have splat forth from the same gangrenous womb.
  8. Morrissey's left nut

    Morrissey Central "MORRISSEY NEW ALBUM" (May 30, 2021)

    That would be a real new direction for him and totally unexpected
  9. Morrissey's left nut

    GQ: "A$AP Rocky Is the Prettiest Man Alive" - Morrissey reportedly features on new A$AP Rocky album (May 19, 2021)

    Sure, care to lend a hand? I know you have wonderful taste in dildos- just look around
  10. Morrissey's left nut

    Steve Jones covers "Everyday Is Like Sunday"

    My big takeaway from this one is that Jonesy's looking a lot better than he has in recent years. Unlike his former bandmate MAGA John
  11. Morrissey's left nut

    GQ: "A$AP Rocky Is the Prettiest Man Alive" - Morrissey reportedly features on new A$AP Rocky album (May 19, 2021)

    It's been a wild ride watching Morrissey grow ever more flailing & desperate to capture what sells & is popular or fashionable & missing the mark by miles. If he had a crystal ball in the 80s that allowed him to see his future he'd have gone the Ian Curtis route. That's the funny thing about...
  12. Morrissey's left nut

    Mporium (UK & US) new pre-order shirts available

    Come now, we've all seen the speedo photo. Morrissey's bird is no Macaw.
  13. Morrissey's left nut

    Mporium (UK & US) new pre-order shirts available

    He looks like Popeye's ugly uncle. The middle finger is the least crude part of it.
  14. Morrissey's left nut

    Morrissey Central "MORRISSEY BLOOD, MORRISSEY HEART" (April 26, 2021)

    Sheiky baby! Say it ain't so! He must be back on the pipe.
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    Morrissey Central "MORRISSEY BLOOD, MORRISSEY HEART" (April 26, 2021)

    Iron Sheik needs to put that raisin-ball jabroni Morrissey in the Camel Clutch, break his back and make him humble!
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    Morrissey Central "Thwack!!" (April 25, 2021)

    He likes her because her obedience comes cheap. Any fool can see that she's on the payroll and her journalistic integrity is on par with Fox News. It's cheap fawning opinion, not fact. It's like hiring someone to stand in front of a house in flames talking about how everything is spectacular...
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    Morrissey Central "The World Will Listen" (April 22, 2021)

    Do you cover their shifts at the Buffalo Wild Wings while they audition?
  18. Morrissey's left nut

    Morrissey Central "The World Will Listen" (April 22, 2021)

    A world without freedom of speech would have been spared Van Irrelevant's terrible f***ing pandemic conspiracy songs. That's cancellation- a world where the material is scrubbed from existence and never heard. Morrissey should realize the same thing. Just because nobody wants his music anymore...
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