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    Moz lookalikes

    *feels guilty - heating on full blast, prancing around in vest*
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    Moz lookalikes

    Are you cold?
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    Moz lookalikes

    Not a carbon copy of Morrissey perhaps, there's a wink in that general direction. Sorry, I don't see much Suggs there - possibly the eyes though.
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    Moz lookalikes

    The quiff, the eyebrows. John Prescott and his wife :eek:
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    the soap thread

    Eastenders - also featuring: "Woss goin orn?" (per episode) "I fought we was gunna make a fresh start?" (weekly)
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    I'm just about to inherit $4m

    Don't worry JJ. They are obviously godly and righteous people. He's probably just nipped round to tell her the joyful news. :thumb:
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    Hairdresser on Fire - a social satire?

    I've often wondered if it's a nod to Joe Orton.
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    Hairdresser on Fire - a social satire?

    I've had a few hairdressers I'd like to set light to. The results were more social embarrassment than social satire.
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    American God Squad in Moston, Manchester

    Pastafarianism is definitely a religion I could go for. With pesto, parmesan and a nice Chianti.
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    Do you love Morrissey? (Mark 2)

    I love him outside. It's safer.
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    John Lydon - A Culture Show Special

    Apologies if this has been posted before. On BBC4 now, or catch it on iPlayer: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00pq94b (Seven days left)
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    a morrissey/smiths name for my vespa

    Jesus. (In case it breaks down at an inopportune moment. You'll find it easier to forgive.)
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    So it's 1983, "Hand In Glove" has just come out, what is your opinion on The Smiths?

    Re: So it's 1983, "Hand In Glove" has just come out, what is your opinion on The Smit I remember whirling around a dance floor to "Hand In Glove" with a boyfriend back in the day. My affection for him didn't last. My affection for The Smiths did. Win/Win!
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    Holy Shit

    "Age shouldn't affect you. It's just like the size of your shoes - they don't determine how you live your life! You're either marvellous or you're boring, regardless of your age." "Age gives you a great sense of proportion. You can be very hard on yourself when you're younger but now I just...
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    Your Smiths / Morrissey song given a festive makeover

    Now available with bonus CD: Featuring live versions of: Elf Yourself Christmas Presents Begin At Home Frankly Mr Santa Half a Turkey Sandwich I Keep My Presents Hidden I Want A Boy For Christmas Last Night I Dreamt That Santa Visited Reel Around the Yule Log Sheila Take a Bow...
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    Your Smiths / Morrissey song given a festive makeover

    Thank you Stuheff. But you know, I think we're really onto something here. How about this?
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    Your Smiths / Morrissey song given a festive makeover

    Panic Panic in the aisles of Tesco Panic in the aisles of Sainbury's I wonder to myself Could life ever be sane again ? The crushed holly berries made me slip down I wonder to myself Hopes may rise on Christmas Eve But even mince pies are not safe here So you run down To the...
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