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    What's your amish name?

    Annie King :) I kinda like it.
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    Morrissey's worst enemy

    Morrissey.
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    Its like my Birthday and the like

    Since you can't possibly have a happy one, have at least an interesting one. Go ride a bread van, throw a highly literate insult at a Jehovah witness, give a stranger a paperback of Wilde's fairy tales, overeat on banana ice-cream, buy a Lego, a nail varnish and a collection of ghost stories...
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    Morrissey's girlfriend

    I don't think there was any logic behind this thread :) Somebody just felt like typing something. No matter what.
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    Love?

    It's so nice of you to mention these two :)
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    Morrissey with a beard

    and please stop being ridiculously bitter and dressing like an Eastern European sugar daddy
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    Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

    I'd like to be a Native American doing a rain dance way before any Columbus sailed out of the blue. I feel a bit guilty for wishing so :crazy:
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    Morrissey with a beard

    Oh yeah, sure, the original Ascension Paz Garcia ;)
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    Morrissey with a beard

    Thanks, Crystal. Now I know what rad is. My vocacacabulary is soo exxxpaanding :)
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    Morrissey with a beard

    I sense some Bill Murray vibe, which is not good. But overall he looks just fine with it, surprisingly fine, I'd say. He really should try it.
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    Dating Moz Solo

    Hey, this idea is both good and embarrassing :)
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    Morrissey's girlfriend

    Is it really that other-worldly? :)
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    Morrissey's girlfriend

    No way! ;) My belief in fairies, leprechauns, Oberon and Titania, pixies, Frankenstein monster, western democracy, Robin Goodfellow and hair conditioner is firm. So let there be Ascension Paz Garcia, a venerable lady of ladders, residing in a glass palace, chanting Amharic folk songs in a low...
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    Morrissey's girlfriend

    He has no bloody right to date someone with a name of lesser linguistic value :lbf:
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    Maturing?

    I think most people don't ever mature. It first dawned on me when I was a kid and was watching our local politicians being all ridiculous on TV. They were exactly like stupid cowardly 10 year old boys in front of their school principal. Like they did some mischief and didn't know how to save...
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    Morrissey's girlfriend

    It was just an innocent Joyce quotation :) the point is that the sentence after that one says nothing but 'Talk that to someone else, Stevie'. And if she is indeed a lady of ladders and indeed Spanishy, I suppose her name should be Ascension Garcia :)
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    Merry xmas

    Merry Christmas everyone! I do wish you all well. Where I am (the perpetually f***ed up Eastern European nowhere) it is warm and damp and feels like spring.
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    Lousy christmas presents

    My grandpa kept a small second-hand bookshop back in the day. So he gave everyone (the privileged members of his family, that is) stuff that he would never be able to sell. Every Christmas we would get some Marxist crap that was only good enough to stoke with. I'm post-soviet, so there's plenty...
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    Morrissey's girlfriend

    And she lives in Leeson park, with a grief and kickshaws, a lady of letters.
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    Morrissey's girlfriend

    Her boobs are too big for the likes of a poet :)
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