Morrissey only dreams about dirty prison sex, we know this as a fact.
Brendan seems a lovely man, but I do suspect that his haircut is hiding some brutal balding.
(Brutal Balding, coincidentally, one of the characters in MOZI’s prison sex fantasy)
I’m sure I’ve read articles in Les Inrockuptibles where they’ve nicknamed Morrissey “Momo”
Edit: I was right - of course. Let’s pray to god, Allah, j-dogg, beelzebub … anyone, that these articles don’t summon La Folk Devil.
Wait until the dreaded FOLK DEVIL arrives.
That trench you are in will represent dirty, sweaty, homosexual army sex (don’t try to deny it!), and that blanket around you will be the loving arms of Diddy Dodders.
The thousand mile stare will be a subconscious manifestation of the Proclaimers (500...
You have to do a lot of contemporary reading to put the jokes into context, but the books are a good read if you’re willing to put in the effort. A lot of shit material (as in, material about shit) which - as you may soon discover - is right up my street.
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