I was in Sheffield at Meadowhall last week camping out for the launch of the new iphone. My flatmate and I had been in the queue since midnight Wednesday, and finally got into the Apple store at around 10am Thursday. I'd not slept for about 3 days in total (I'm terrified of people, so was too...
I was watching Whose Line Is It Anyway? on Dave t'other day, and they were doing a sketch about the world's worst chat-up lines. Ryan Stiles stepped forward and said, "My name's Paul, but my friends call me Tony the Pony."
Made me chuckle :p
Good thinking Batman! Genius, in fact. They're not gonna know what's hit 'em lol! We could set up a little stall and call it 'The Pit Stop'.
And next on the agenda, world domination! :D
And you lived to tell the tale. Well done you!
Do you think it might be worth bringing some cans of anti-perspirant along so we can surreptitiously squirt anyone whose pong offends our delicate noses? :D
:lbf::lbf::lbf:
It's going to smell like a bear's armpit in there! :eek:
Good idea about the bin-liners. I shall bring some too so we should be ok. I'm just praying that no-one has BO and I get shoved up against their armpit. I really have an aversion to rancid body odour don't I? :lbf:
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I can hardly wait! I hope it's not going to piss it down. I don't even own a brolly. A little light drizzle would be ok - it is Hull after all - but the thought of being squashed up against loads of wet people fills me with dread lol!
Hope you all have a fabulous evening anyway...
I'm going to the gig, but have a spare for sale as my friend doesn't want to go anymore.
£30 will do if anybody's interested. I'll happily meet in Hull on the day - saves fannying around posting it.
PM me, go on, don't be shy............:p
I'll be getting to Hull early afternoonish - I hate feeling like I have to rush about. I'm staying at The Royal, which is a bit daft really as I only live in Driffield, but I do like a drink and the thought of travelling home pissed on my own is not a nice one! :sick:
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I pre-ordered it from amazon, then downloaded it illegally. If you do those things in that order, it absolves you of any wrongdoing.............honest. :p
I adore your avatar Cowshed. B'stard comes second only to His Royal Quiffness in my life lol! :D;)
Well dear, you might think it's funny - but I actually nearly did alittlebitbyaccident wee myself!! My friend (non-Moz fan, trying in vain to convert her - she knows she wants to) thought it would be hilarious to block my path to the latrine - cow, she is. :o:D:D
Aww, FANKS! :D I'm blushing now - how sad is that? Glad you like it though. I shall have to have a trawl through all my pics of Moz and see what else I can come up with. This thread has had me practically soiling myself with laughter at times LOL! 'Tis not good for my tiny little bladder.....:o
I just had to squeeze this one in here. It's one of my all-time favourite moz tummy pics. It makes me feel right proper faint it does lol! :horny::horny::horny:
I felt it for about 6-7 seconds here in Driffield. I'm about 35 miles away from Hull. I reckon it was God's punishment for all the frinking that goes on around here :D
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