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freeyourse1f

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Do you masturbate to Morrissey in The Smiths or Morrissey as a solo artist?

I'm just wondering what the popular image of Morrissey to wank off to is? I'm thinking there's 3 generic types:

1. Morrissey with the quiff, flowery shirts and young in The Smiths

2. Morrissey still young, but solo, with sideburns and see-through blouse a la "November Spawned a Monster".

3. Morrissey as he has been the last two tours, older, yet more respectable, better tailoring, with gray in his hair and lines on his face.

I personally wank to all three images but often with tiny revisions in my head such as dolled up in a Dolce & Gabbanna dress and New York Dolls platform boots on type 1.

How do you wank to Morrissey?
 
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broken!!!!!!!

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Re: Do you masturbate to Morrissey in The Smiths or Morrissey as a solo artist?

Well, FYS. Firstly, welcome back to the board. Your intellectual insights were missed throughout your 13 minutes of absence from the board last night.

Hmmm....

Good question.

I personally used to find "all the lazy dykes" pretty erotic.. the weird beat, the sunkissed sound, the sensual vocals.. YUMM.. then I met you and... well let's put it this way...

every time I get to the end of the song, aroused by the sheer sexuality of the thing, approaching climax, I hear him sing "free yourself, be yourself" for for some reason, something happens. I have problems. I can't.. well.. you know. And I can't think why. I get this image of some obese buffoon jiving on a stage at a gay disco in Alan Partridge-esque lyrca shorts, pouting as he shows me his hairy armpits. Why is this happening to me?

Obviously beautiful people like us don't think such thoughts normally.. but for some reason this thought KEEPS recurring.
 
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freeyourse1f

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Re: Do you masturbate to Morrissey in The Smiths or Morrissey as a solo artist?

i beat off to "a hatful of hollow" the most. i hate the processed sound of his solo work, if you listen to "hatful", it's all live and organic, straight into the mixer for peel. it's like straight the soundwaves of his throat bouncing off your pimpled cock, as you thrust it into your little brother's mouth as he warbles, "...maaaaaammmmmmmmaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy glands...", that f***ing queen, i'll assrape his bitch hole if i ever meet him, that f***ing queen of queens, sex ho, f***, i need to lose 30lbs to get sexy.

> Well, FYS. Firstly, welcome back to the board. Your intellectual insights
> were missed throughout your 13 minutes of absence from the board last
> night.

> Hmmm....

> Good question.

> I personally used to find "all the lazy dykes" pretty erotic..
> the weird beat, the sunkissed sound, the sensual vocals.. YUMM.. then I
> met you and... well let's put it this way...

> every time I get to the end of the song, aroused by the sheer sexuality of
> the thing, approaching climax, I hear him sing "free yourself, be
> yourself" for for some reason, something happens. I have problems. I
> can't.. well.. you know. And I can't think why. I get this image of some
> obese buffoon jiving on a stage at a gay disco in Alan Partridge-esque
> lyrca shorts, pouting as he shows me his hairy armpits. Why is this
> happening to me?

> Obviously beautiful people like us don't think such thoughts normally..
> but for some reason this thought KEEPS recurring.
 
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Mani&Brian Jones(same shadows under eyes)

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Re: I don't masturbate to no music. I don't need to I can do it anytime!!
 
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mauve21

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Re: Do you masturbate to Morrissey in The Smiths or Morrissey as a solo artist?

> I'm just wondering what the popular image of Morrissey to wank off to is?
> I'm thinking there's 3 generic types:

> 1. Morrissey with the quiff, flowery shirts and young in The Smiths

> 2. Morrissey still young, but solo, with sideburns and see-through blouse
> a la "November Spawned a Monster".

> 3. Morrissey as he has been the last two tours, older, yet more
> respectable, better tailoring, with gray in his hair and lines on his
> face.

> I personally wank to all three images but often with tiny revisions in my
> head such as dolled up in a Dolce & Gabbanna dress and New York Dolls
> platform boots on type 1.

> How do you wank to Morrissey?

With a Power Rangers mask and a jar of Mayonnaise, what do you reckon?
You should be totally ashamed posted such vile stuff.
 
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broken!!!!*

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Re: Do you masturbate to Morrissey in The Smiths or Morrissey as a solo artist?

that's pretty sick - and you're going too far. That's as bad as something the real freeyourself would say; and that's precisely why we all loathe the slob.

don't let it happen again.
 

mauve21

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Re: Do you masturbate to Morrissey in The Smiths or Morrissey as a solo artist?

By the way someone has impersonated me and you know I would never go on about wanking to Morrissey and I'll get whoever did it so badly they will be very sorry.
Just you wait!!!
David will tell me, I'm sure who the little blighter is.
Besides you know it wasn't me, as it didnt have:-
1. The Avatar
2. I would never mention Dolce and Gabbanna dresses
3. They missed out on the see through raincoat and gumboots
 

fang_file

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Re: Do you masturbate to Morrissey in The Smiths or Morrissey as a solo artist?

what about around your arsenal? morrissey in his early thirties with a more developed musculature
 

Please

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Re: Do you masturbate to Morrissey in The Smiths or Morrissey as a solo artist?

freeyourse1f said:
I'm just wondering what the popular image of Morrissey to wank off to is? I'm thinking there's 3 generic types:

1. Morrissey with the quiff, flowery shirts and young in The Smiths

2. Morrissey still young, but solo, with sideburns and see-through blouse a la "November Spawned a Monster".

3. Morrissey as he has been the last two tours, older, yet more respectable, better tailoring, with gray in his hair and lines on his face.

I personally wank to all three images but often with tiny revisions in my head such as dolled up in a Dolce & Gabbanna dress and New York Dolls platform boots on type 1.

How do you wank to Morrissey?

jumping to conclusions are'nt we
 

masterrhodes

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Re: Do you masturbate to Morrissey in The Smiths or Morrissey as a solo artist?

How old are you? This is the whole reason I'm conservative. People like you ruin it for everyone. I promise I won't read another of your post.

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