The Cat's Mother
Unmentionable
Crimes in is my kitchen, trying to pour wine with the bottle lid still on!
Most important day of the year: Hull gig!!!!
Is it all just going to be a mad riot then? Ok!
Tips for security guards: see the lady with the rather full inbox in the queue (yes, again ) ? She is a menace: sticks needles into people to get near Boz Boorer and throw cake at him. She's a living breach of safety regulations, that one! (Careful, she carries earplugs as well and she's completely loopy.)
Next to her, the quiet librarian? Don't be fooled. It's the quiet ones!!! It's always the QUIET ONES!!!!
Next we have somebody called "Crimes": Ha! It's she's not around to cause trouble with a name like that, then I'm a Borstal Boy.
And finally there's someone who's bringing deodorant to spray Julia's face and take advantage of the ensuing confusion to kidnap Morrissey.
And by the look of it there are a few other nutters in the queue.
Seriously though, hope nobody gets hurts.
Have a hullava fun!
edit: I'm so excited by Hull, I thought it was today. (meanwhile, the afore mentionned people are getting pissed somewhere...)
Aw, Barking. We'll think of you when we're enjoying being frisked by security.
cheers, just rang the arena and they said there is no parking, so it looks like parking on the shopping centre will be best. its not the money or anything, just the getting away after the gig for my drive back to bburn, cheers anyway
Hi there
Have you managed to find a secure car park yet?
I am driving in as well and I was hoping a local could recommend a decent spot within a 20 minute walk of the venue.
Parking seems best on the Princess Quays shopping centre, 5 minute walk from the venue and seems secure, £10 for over 6 hours though
any post gig plans for anyone after?!
We're home! We're having tea and oven chips!
Well? Tell us everything!
Did they sing Happy Birthday to Boz?
Well, you heat up the oven and then you take the oven chips out of the freezer and put them in the oven and cook them for 25 minutes...
We're having gin now. And we threw big knickers at Boz when Morrissey mentioned his birthday.
GOD DAMN THAT WAS A MIGHTY FINE BLAST OF MOZ!!
Love PTxx.
It was a LOT of fun!
Where were you stood?
I was in front of Jesse by the barriers, I am nearly deaf in my right ear now as I was getting a full whack from the speakers!
Love PTxx.