I have a problem......

[Hellie]

I live in a street that has another street near by that has the same name but with an "e " on the end.

Well today a parcel arrived.I never look at the address and just open things.Anyway it contained some rather dodgy swingers mags.

After turning red thinking they belonged to the OH and he was trying to give me a hint(not f***ing likely) I realise they were actually for a couple in this other street and they are my sons primary teacher's mags!!(the house number is the same)....(the gossip at the school gates is going to be a bit better)

Now, shall I take them around after rewrapping or take them to school in the morning?Or just keep them.?

 

[oye terence]

did it have dirty pictures inside?

such a perv.

 

[Not Right in the Head]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's fantastic. Keep them, of course--you never know when you may need to blackmail them.

 

[Kewpie]

If I were you, I'd bring the parcel to the nearest post office and ask them to deliver it to the right address.

 

[Not Right in the Head]

did it have dirty pictures inside?

And if so, can you scan them for us? The Internet needs more pr0n.

 

[Corrissey]

Hellie, are you making this up? lol Great story.

And also, what have they gotten of yours!!??

I'd say leave it at their doorstep under cover of the night... and then just give 'em a little wink when you see 'em around school.

 

[sweet and tender hooligan]

Bring them out at the next parents night.

 

[Hellie]

If I were you, I'd bring the parcel to the nearest post office and ask them to deliver it to the right address.

Sensible idea but not devious enough.I get this wicked twinkle in my eye when I think about who will be playing Joseph in the nativity this year.

 

[Arsenal]

If I were you, I'd bring the parcel to the nearest post office and ask them to deliver it to the right address.

Especially since keeping the mail of others (even if delivered to your house by accident) may be a crime depending on your country/state/province etc.

I know that tampering with the mail or taking others mail is a federal offense in many places and could actually land one in prison.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

i was being delivered some ladies's social security for like 6 months
it turned out to be the old lady across the street
sadly, by the time they figured out they were hers, she had died!
i mean really i had to send the checks back over and over again
wrote multiple letters about it, told the postman to not deliver them
but she had to die for the gov to care
its messed up dudes, it really does bug me a lot still
reminds me of something out of tv show, but this stuff actually happens!

 

[oye terence]

WHAT!!!!!!! (might good stuff)

true.

okay.

open it up hellie.

 

[Not Right in the Head]

i was being delivered some ladies's social security for like 6 months
it turned out to be the old lady across the street
sadly, by the time they figured out they were hers, she had died!
i mean really i had to send the checks back over and over again
wrote multiple letters about it, told the postman to not deliver them
but she had to die for the gov to care
its messed up dudes, it really does bug me a lot still
reminds me of something out of tv show, but this stuff actually happens!

It sure does. Just ask iamkali62.

 

[Hellie]

Hellie, are you making this up? lol Great story.

And also, what have they gotten of yours!!??

I'd say leave it at their doorstep under cover of the night... and then just give 'em a little wink when you see 'em around school.

No,its too true.The thing is if I keep them I will feel guilty.I feel guilty that I know about this.Its parents evening next week!!I'm going to have to bite my bottom lip otherwise I might end up laughing.

 

[Kewpie]

Especially since keeping the mail of others (even if delivered to your house by accident) may be a crime depending on your country/state/province etc.

I know that tampering with the mail or taking others mail is a federal offense in many places and could actually land one in prison.

Chill out, mate.

 

[Corrissey]

My co-worker and his wife are swingers. He often shows me pics on his (work!) computer of his liaisons. There's only so much of that I'll look at or stories I'll listen to. He's a friend whom I've known forever (his wife too) but only found out about this a couple of years ago. I will say they are very happy people and have an incredibly strong marriage. Still...kinda creepy.

 

[cornelius blaze]

No,its too true.The thing is if I keep them I will feel guilty.I feel guilty that I know about this.Its parents evening next week!!I'm going to have to bite my bottom lip otherwise I might end up laughing.

why not join in. do a bit of swinging.

 

[Arsenal]

Chill out, mate.

I can't 'chill out', because I'm not in any state of distress. I'm simply pointing out that what this person is doing, however unintentional, may actually be a serious crime. I would check the law in whichever area they are before deciding to keep anything or just return it to avoid any potential problems in the future.

Just saying.

 

[oye terence]

my myspace relationship status states i am a swinger.

 

[cornelius blaze]

I can't 'chill out', because I'm not in any state of distress. I'm simply pointing out that what this person is doing, however unintentional, may actually be a serious crime. I would check the law in whichever area they are before deciding to keep anything or just return it to avoid any potential problems in the future.

Just saying.

I think the smilie used..... meant that it wasn't to be taken seriously!

so hellie, you better check before you end up breaking the law with your neighbors porno....or just tape it up and throw it back in a postbox!

my myspace relationship status states i am a swinger.

do you want these magazine then?

 

[Hellie]

Blimey I'm a criminal for opening a parcel thats delivered to me?

There should actually be a law against the unspeakable,unmentionable sordid things the people in the mag were doing!!I'd scan a bit but Kewpie would tell me off and remove it.