See you in 25 years.
It's customary to dismiss such logorrhoeic verbiage as 'word salad.' But in your case I think the phrase is inadequate. What you present is more a sort of word soup, where all the words are put in a pot with some piss and blended up to produce an unappetising, shit-coloured liquid with little bits of language floating around in them.
Stick to your strengths, old bean, and go back to your attention-seeking, random down-voting.
Truly fascinating post, thank you for that. Nobody can say that your posts lack content!