Jersey Shore

[Cassius]

I watched two episodes tonight. I feel kind of ashamed and dirty. But not ashamed enough to not post a thread about it.

I have to confess that I mainly watched them because I was hoping to see the Sooki beatdown.

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

So, is that, like, "The Shore Scene?" Much like Newport Pagnell, we've never gotten a good answer on that one.

 

[Seasick]

Did he relly punch a girl?

 

[penfoldsfive]

Did he relly punch a girl?

i was thinking that exact same thing. that punch looked cold

 

[Cassius]

Yes, he really punched her. That episode hasn't aired yet, but the preview shows him being arrested and the girl crying. According to WWTDD that man is a high school teacher.

 

[Worm]

I had no idea this show existed but now that I do, I must tune in. I've never been to a place like the Jersey Shore. Another planet, another galaxy, another universe. I had fun there on my visits-- how can you not, with the angelic aid of a 124-ounce plastic bottle full of Bud Lite on every corner?-- but I couldn't begin to understand the mysterious flora and fauna I found there. Nor they me. I've "passed" comfortably as a native in Fifth Avenue bistros once or twice, but I had to go to a two-dollar pancake joint on the Jersey Shore to be snickered at by a table of giggling bronzed undina. O brave semi-nude world!

 

[Cassius]

Yes, he really punched her. That episode hasn't aired yet, but the preview shows him being arrested and the girl crying. According to WWTDD that man is a high school teacher.

OMG I need a life.

 

[Cassius]

I had no idea this show existed but now that I do, I must tune in. I've never been to a place like the Jersey Shore. Another planet, another galaxy, another universe. I had fun there on my visits-- how can you not, with the angelic aid of a 124-ounce plastic bottle full of Bud Lite on every corner?-- but I couldn't begin to understand the mysterious flora and fauna I found there. Nor they me. I've "passed" comfortably as a native in Fifth Avenue bistros once or twice, but I had to go to a two-dollar pancake joint on the Jersey Shore to be snickered at by a table of giggling bronzed undina. O brave semi-nude world!

I don't think you should go there, Worm. You might come back tanned and covered in hair gel.

 

[Seasick]

I want to punch that guy. f***ing puss. No man should ever punch a woman for any reason.

 

[Cassius]

I want to punch that guy. f***ing puss. No man should ever punch a woman for any reason.

I wanted to watch it because I was wondering exactly what she did to piss the guy off so badly. Apparently nothing; he had stolen her drink and she was confronting him about it.

 

[Worm]

I don't think you should go there, Worm. You might come back tanned and covered in hair gel.

What makes you think I'm not already...?

 

[Cassius]

What makes you think I'm not already...?

I just can't picture you looking like this:

 

[iamnicola]

The Situation needs to be my BFF!

 

[Seasick]

Watching right now. There is a train wreck.

 

[MindlessRuffian]

I don't think you should go there, Worm. You might come back tanned and covered in hair gel.

I live on the Jersey Shore. And I am neither.

 

[MindlessRuffian]

I want to punch that guy. f***ing puss. No man should ever punch a woman for any reason.

I disagree. If bitches be hittin' you, you have the right to be hittin' bitches.

 

[Cassius]

I live on the Jersey Shore. And I am neither.

I'm sorry MR. I'm not trying to stereotype all of NJ, just make fun of the cast members of the show. I've actually known/met a few people from NJ and they are nothing like what's featured on the show.

 

[MindlessRuffian]

I'm sorry MR. I'm not trying to stereotype all of NJ, just make fun of the cast members of the show. I've actually known/met a few people from NJ and they are nothing like what's featured on the show.

That's because the people on that show aren't Shore people...they're Bennys

 

[Cassius]

That's because the people on that show aren't Shore people...they're Bennys

What's that?

 

[MindlessRuffian]

What's that?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=benny

www.bennygohome.com