Spyderfyngers
Sacred Wunderkind
Is that from Jonathan Ross where he calmly told Michael McIntyre he wasn't funny?
Is that from Jonathan Ross where he calmly told Michael McIntyre he wasn't funny?
I keep going back to look at this one. <3
He looks sweet here... Don't know about the McIntyre jibe Spyderfyngers - Lord you have a good memory if you're right! JR also tries to convince Moz to 'go carnivore' through the 'temptation' of a burger in a can (how could he resist a burger in a can).... JR also attempts a piggyback ride on Moz
Still think a round of applause is necessary for Captain KirkMoz
beam me up Matty!
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I don't know, y'mention one word sphincter and all hell kicks off...
Wots the ploblem? It's just a bit of bum
sweet pic--one of the few pics i saw of him where he didnt wear the super-big-loose jeans he always did wear in the early smiths days ^
My fault. I thought it was crude. You can refer to it as his "dear nethers" all you want but when all is said and done the image of Morrissey spreading his cheeks to show his butthole is not dignified by any stretch of the imagination. So I said something. God forbid anyone mention a FAT PERSON in this forum ... apparently discussing Morrissey's anus is an approved topic of discussion.
And this is a bit of bum, not what they were talking about.
Is that from Jonathan Ross where he calmly told Michael McIntyre he wasn't funny?
omg HE DID? lol, (he is completely correct) i missed that bit then, i wasnt really watching I couldnt sit through a whole JR show just to see some snatches of Moz sitting bored in the green room, whilst waiting to sing at the end.
It was at the beginning of the latest one. Ross was interviewing McIntyre and laughed at one of his jokes. He then said, "He's good, isn't he, Mozza?"
*cut to Morrissey, deadpan* "No."
Somewhat surprised, McIntyre: "That means he's enjoying it!"
Was ever one man more beautiful than right there, right then, on the cusp of Uncle Arsenal? Thank you sista!
And speaking of sphincters...to put the issue to bed, so to speak, I wanted to just put the review I quoted into some context. Richard Smith, and the 'Gay Times', were never big fans of Morrissey. They generally felt he was sitting on the fence (which is very risky on your sphincter) and should come out and state his queerness loudly and explicitly, a-la Marc Almond or Jimmy Somerville. To some extent they even felt M. was exploiting queer culture.
So when Smith deployed that particular anal reference in his review he was almost certainly doing it as a deliberate provocative critical move, knowing Moz, and some of his fans, wouldn't like it. He was attempting to make explicit what Morrissey subtly alludes to. In a sense it worked, cos it's the only 'Maladjusted' press review I can remember any part of, 13 years on!
Who knew Peeps could be Frinky?
There's some stink going on at the Depeche Mode message board that's hysterical to me. They closed a thread about Dave Gahan's shoes because it got a little dirty. A LITTLE...so little that "the frink" would probably be considered porn to them.
Basically, you could talk about his shoes, but as soon as any lust gets involved, that's a no go.
Well then, maybe Dave should keep his shirt on. What the hell do they expect over there.
I, of course, had to leave a comment about how they would have a
G-Ddamned heartattack if they were to visit the Morrissey message board.
LOL.
So now I'm getting my daily Morrissey Frink on without any oppression!