Scarlet Ibis
The Chicken of D.C.
I'll probably get slated for this, but he looks like a designer version of 'Where's Waldo' in that photo. Minus the hat.
Am I the only one who really hates that photo? They've managed to suck all the 'Morrissey' out of Morrissey.
Those glasses he's wearing are awful! Proper NHS 'Milk-Bottle' 1950's style - but they probably cost hundreds of pounds.
I'm surprised he isn't also wearing a diamond encrusted hearing aid...
It's not often I feel the need to criticise a Morrissey photo - but it made me laugh out loud when I first saw it! From the neck down - it's pure frink though.
No, I hate it too. He looks like an aging gigolo. If that's how he looked all the time I would be concerned about his view of himself.