Morrissey related things to do when bored.

[CrystalGeezer]

You know? You guys get bored but I've got errands to run and I can't leave the flippin' house. My bed's broken!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I gotta fix it but I can't sitting around waiting for the haze of boredom to wear off. I hate to be a bitch but...

 

[Fulham Road Lights]

Given how Mozzer likes to hide away gems as b-sides, I play a game where I try and improve Morrissey albums by exchanging the weakest album tracks for the strongest b-sides of the session. My latest effort goes like this:

VIVA HATE

Hairdresser On Fire in for Little Man, What Now?
Sister I'm A Poet in for Bengali In Platforms
Will Never Marry in for Break Up The Family

KILL UNCLE

That's Entertainment in for Found Found Found
Tony The Pony in for Driving Your Girlfriend Home

YOUR ARSENAL

Jack The Ripper in for You're The One For Me Fatty

VAUXHALL & I

I'd Love To in for The More You Ignore Me

SOUTHPAW GRAMMAR

Nobody Loves Us in for Best Friend On The Payroll

MALADJUSTED

The Edges Are No Longer Parallel in for Papa Jack
Heir Apparent in for Ammunition
I Can Have Both in for He Cried

YOU ARE THE QUARRY

No One Can Hold A Candle To You in for Irish Blood, English Heart
Never Played Symphonies in for First Of The Gang To Die
Public Image in for I Like You
My Life is a Succession of People Saying Goodbye in for The World Is Full of Crashing Bores
Friday Mourning in for How Could Anybody Possibly Know How I Feel?

RINGLEADER OF THE TORMENTORS

Ganglord in for The Youngest Was The Most Loved
Christian Dior in for In The Future When All's Well
A Song From Under The Floorboards in for I'll Never Be Anybody's Hero Now
I Knew I Was Next in for On The Streets I Ran

YEARS OF REFUSAL

Shame Is The Name in for All You Need Is Me
Children In Pieces in for That's How People Grow Up
My Dearest Love in for You Were Good In Your Time