Morrissey spotted in Alderley Edge (12 photos) - Manchester Evening News

Morrissey spotted in Alderley Edge - Manchester Evening News

Did I speak too soon......he’s already here

Image: Eamonn and James Clarke

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Famous when dead posted the link:

Heaven knows it's miserable now! Morrissey, 59, protects himself from the pouring rain as he buys flowers with a friend in Cheshire - Daily Mail

 

[Anonymous]

Probably attending this event...

https://www.hopenothate.org.uk/2018/09/20/britain-conference-hate-holocaust-denier-katie-hopkins/

Get thee sen a job. You boring, lonely old far !

 

[Halloway]

My God, where did he buy those shoes? Aldi?

 

[sdsuedehead]

He's obviously wearing a puffer vest you twits. I have one myself.

 

[Anonymous]

Probably attending this event...

https://www.hopenothate.org.uk/2018/09/20/britain-conference-hate-holocaust-denier-katie-hopkins/

“Close the barn door on your way out...”. Think his message was aimed at you - go back to your crosswords , and try to get some responses on Twitter.

 

[Anonymous]

What the heck with that bulletproof tank top ?

If that's what it is, then a personal assistant that takes a bullet for you looks more elegant. (Note I didn't say smarter). And he can also protect with an umbrella if need be.

I used to think personal assistants were superfluous, that people could manage on their own...

 

[Mauricey]

This look like the Morrissey of an alternate future... where he never answered the door when Johnny Marr rang, The Smiths never happened and he spent the last few decades as a pub-singer

 

[Halloway]

More and more he looks like a cross between Danny Boyle and Jim Bowen.

 

[Anonymous]

He's obviously wearing a puffer vest you twits. I have one myself.

Well, I'm sorry, I'd never seen anyone wear a puffer vest without anything underneath before. What can I say? It's a new approach.

I'm not sure this will catch on in Canada.

Or is this Swiss gay fashion? I don't follow.

 

[Anonymous]

...Not really on the edge of Elderly though, are we?

 

[Stephen Hofmann]

It's funny that we expect "stars" to look perfect in public...that they aren't allowed a bad hair or clothing day. How superficial are we.

 

[URBANUS]

Hate that kind of old fool hat with a brim that is too short. There is an old swedish saying that men wearing those cannot drive a car and it is correct every bloody time you see an old man driving wear that.

 

[URBANUS]

Weather is much better for inspiration than that awful LA "weather" and the people there who haven't got a brain cell to share between them.

When is LA sliding out into the ocean after the BIG ONE?

Can't wait when they get their surf of a lifetime and after that surf's up for real.

 

[g23]

It's funny that we expect "stars" to look perfect in public...that they aren't allowed a bad hair or clothing day. How superficial are we.

He could be a random stranger on the street and that outfit would still elicit a chuckle.

 

[URBANUS]

Feckin' bloody bikey it's Moz in his homeland inn inn innit and I reckon he's off to Tesco to buy ready made Yorkshire pudding micro meal for two.
Far away from fancy Nancy and all the other american cross dressers going to rehab in Malibu boo hoo boo hoo.
Moz is a bit of alreet after all!

 

[URBANUS]

This look like the Morrissey of an alternate future... where he never answered the door when Johnny Marr rang, The Smiths never happened and he spent the last few decades as a pub-singer

He lost a lot of money when his tour was cancelled and Sports Direct just happened to have a big sale.

 

[URBANUS]

That's not Moz, that's Lager Larry married to Sally.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

 

[firstodie]

Love this. Much better than the stupid basketball pics.

 

[Anonymous]

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   Moz is back in the UK, apparently: https://www.manchestereveningnews.c...y/morrissey-spotted-in-alderley-edge-15179596
   First one to chin him wins a meat hamper
   
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[Anonymous]

Travesty carrying his bags, like the pathetic lackey he is