The story is on the guardian website as well (it wasn't in today's paper, just a small photo and mention of Cameron and Stags)
Just read the comments from the public below - I especially like 'Stupid boy' - Dave Cameron claiming to have been to every Smiths gig in 1989
Dave
Cracking stuff from stupidboy. Have to share this with the wider solo community, apologies but its really funny.
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hi hipsters,
dagenham dave here
call me stupid, but back in my college daze, and ever since, really, ive been in the first class carriage of the morrissey express. sometimes at the bullingdon, to amuse ourselves on a slow night, boris would produce the club jar of hair gel and we would 'get our quif on', to the strains of "the queen is dead" , with champagne cocktails and copious amounts of hash. that is truly a monster of an album, certainly on a par with anything cliff richard ever did.
one night, wearing womens undergarments, we all did a cirle j##k (i know, all very skull and bonesey) to their pedophile number, you know the one, "suffer, my little children", or was it "the hand that rocks the cradle". anyway, that was the first time we all saw gideons, shall we say, mini-me. boris laughed so hard, he said he almost had a fit.
anyway, i think that was the night we made a pledge to run the country, or was it to ruin the country. its all semantics and splitting hairs anyway, but it just goes to show, if you put your mind to something.... heaven knows, it almost feels like a miserable formality now. we did it, and its true, most people do hate it, and we are successful, so i expect, i hope, for more about me in that biography than about margaret thatcher or myra hindley.
anyway, why shouldn't i like the smiths. heck, my fave artist is marcus harvey and that one he did of thatcher made out of bullets and penises, so there.