I saw someone who looked like Morrissey (not in Altrincham) near my donut store.
I was probably getting "pre-donut consumption" high when I spotted him, but he was in a brown vandenplas mini and stroking his chin as he drove past. I thought..."Could that? Nah." It was very exciting.
I trick myself all the time though so this is way not official sighting news, I thought someone might have a laugh though.