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rifke

bodhisattva
theres this old man i love so much. ive loved him for years seeing him about town and now he's a customer at my store so i get to ogle him more frequently. he's like 60 or 70 i cant tell, but he's the most genteel little beauty, of the dreamyneil variety, you could say. immaculate and enigmatic and a bit rigid. not an inch of saggy skin. age doesnt affect, he exists in his own time. i like his wife but she doesnt suit him because she definitely exists in real time. whatever magical bubble he exists in doesnt extend to her and i wonder if she's aware of his magical bubble. she's taken a shine to me, she who doesnt seem like she would take a shine to anyone. she always makes a point of saying hello to me as though we're familiar friends, even though i've never said all that much to her. she's a lady of good taste, clearly. im always so afraid of offending either of them inadvertantly, by speaking in the wrong tone or doing something clumsy (which i never do anyway), that would be the worst thing i could imagine doing. i think they must be rich. maybe she'll invite me to her house for lunch and i can play croquet with her sexy husband.
 
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rifke

bodhisattva
and if light housework chimes in about the time i spilled her tray or whatever as my doing something clumsy i would say that that wasnt clumsy it was charming, and it was her fault anyway, for reasons i cant remember!!
 

Light Housework

lazy painter
and if light housework chimes in about the time i spilled her tray or whatever as my doing something clumsy i would say that that wasnt clumsy it was charming, and it was her fault anyway, for reasons i cant remember!!
I couldn't get a plastic fork out of it, so you reached up and grabbed the lid which was clumsily designed, and it didn't take much for it to fly off the dispenser, onto my full dish of fresh food, sending it toppling to the floor. It was surreal! Lol
 

Carlisle baz

Cock of the north
Ok, it's time for bed, honey.
for f***s sake, they're closing all the pubs and restaurants for three weeks tomorrow. it had better only be pubs and restaurants and it had better only be three weeks. i thought this shit was easing up, this was so unexpected!! all because of the "new variant". load of bollocks. i was going to go out for breakfast with a friend tomorrow but now it looks like we have to go for a stupid walk instead. there had better be a coffee shop open is all i can say!! it's kind of funny because ive been wanting to fast for exactly three weeks but i kept getting asked to go places with people where i would have to eat, and now i have that three weeks. it's like the universe did it just for me. what if covid is all about me, and i have to learn a lesson from it and if i dont it's just going to keep going on and on and on? just kidding, i dont actually think like that.
Three weeks is 4ck all...
We’ve been locked down since 1982
 
Should I change my name to Barbara Lerner Spector Kalergi
 
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Anonymous

Guest
On the subject of victims I'm watching a mini series documentary on the torture and death of young Gabriel Fernandez by his mother and stepfather. He was abused for months and when the forensics team were marking all the places in the apartment where they'd located traces of blood, they ran out of the blue stickers and had to use yellow ones. He was locked in a small cupboard every night and blindfolded and gagged, with his ankles shackled. The coroner said that his Thymus gland was barely detectable when it should usually weigh around an ounce in growing children. When questioned why this occurred in Gabriel the coroner advised that it happens as a result of prolonged and severe stress. He also found grey grit in the stomach which turned out to be cat litter. He had been badly undernourished. His body was covered in bruises and scars and he had been shot by a bb gun on several occasions and the bullets were still embedded. Most of his ribs were broken and the coroner said that the boy would have been in excruciating pain every time he took a breath. This was for months, not weeks. He was also made to wear a dress because his parents thought he was turning out gay (he was only 8 years old?!?) The paramedics and nurses who first treated him in hospital for a cardiac arrest, revived him for a short while but his injuries were so extensive and his body so weak and undernourished that he didn't have the strength to fight. They were stunned by each new injury they came across. It took the coroner 2 days to examine his body, when it usually takes hours. There was systematic neglect and failures to intervene by the welfare agencies who sided with his mother and told him to stop lying. Im yet to see whether the 4 most remiss employees got convicted. It's very unusual for social workers to be tried but due to the wilful ignorance and falsification in this case, they were. Anyway, for a while it puts things into perspective, but it only takes a bad day for me to overlook who the true victims in life are.
This is one of the most horrendous cases of child abuse I have ever heard. My heart goes out to that poor boy and all his suffering in his short life on earth. I believe that children are a blessing from God and they look to adults for love and protection. I pray that boy is now in Heaven with God, Jesus and the angels and is out of his suffering.
 

Light Housework

lazy painter
Unless of course you are in the category of being an elderly asian grandmother, if that is the case you could be at risk of being physically assaulted in broad daylight.

Guy's been caught.

 

rifke

bodhisattva
Howdy do dah rifke.
Since ya up there in Canada there, was wonderin' what
information ya got on Stompin' Tom Connors?
I SAID I've got a sunburn! ! On my FACE!! Don't you care? :(

I don't know nothing about stompin Tom, sorry to say. I remember once my grandma saying amusedly that my grandad had been a fan, but for that I likely would have never heard of him. What kind of info am I as a canadian supposed to have on him? Is he good?
 

The Wild Turkey

Wild T!
Turkerator
I SAID I've got a sunburn! ! On my FACE!! Don't you care? :(

I don't know nothing about stompin Tom, sorry to say. I remember once my grandma saying amusedly that my grandad had been a fan, but for that I likely would have never heard of him. What kind of info am I as a canadian supposed to have on him? Is he good?

Hope ya sunburn ain't botherin' ya to much.
When ya think about it a sunburn is a pretty amazin' thing cause that Sun is up there
as far away as it is and it's still got the power to burn ya.
Ya answer was some good info on Stompin' Tom cause I was seein' how well known he was.
Just learned about him recently and he's interestin' for the songs he made, his humour and
for his style of only writin' about Canada.
Guess he kinda reminds me of Woody and Hank.



 

The.Truth.

about Ruth

Because of the crowds on the Arboretum, we're now having to be checked for alcohol upon entry. I can understand why it happened because young students are wanting to do the same things that previous generations did before they have to settle down and take life seriously.
I feel sorry for the squirrels.
 
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Vegan. Cro. Spirit. 888

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FC didnt you hear Skinny? WTF why are you signaling a black preacher for living large :mad:
and not a white one FFS??????:blushing:
why air pistol blac crack heads instead of white????
 

Light Housework

lazy painter
My plans fell through, to have someone paint with me this afternoon. I really am lucky, to have time to paint and a peaceful home to do it in, but I'm nagged by loneliness. Things could be worse. I'm glad I don't have bad company.
 

rifke

bodhisattva
Hope ya sunburn ain't botherin' ya to much.
When ya think about it a sunburn is a pretty amazin' thing cause that Sun is up there
as far away as it is and it's still got the power to burn ya.
Ya answer was some good info on Stompin' Tom cause I was seein' how well known he was.
Just learned about him recently and he's interestin' for the songs he made, his humour and
for his style of only writin' about Canada.
Guess he kinda reminds me of Woody and Hank.



haha he's sort of rad, i guess. are you sure you aint water? all the people you like strike me as just the sort of people water would get a kick out of. but i know, you're you're own turkey!

my sunburn sho is botherin' me, thanks for asking! my face was soooo red and swollen today, this idiotic, legendarily tactless girl at work told me she would be sooo embarrassed if she had to come to work looking like me today. i put her in her place, you better believe it! probably spent her whole break crying her eyes out after i was done with her, couldnt handle the bantz, that one! (if anyone wants the full transcript of my fabulous reply, do let me know). but yes, yes, the sun is super. why the heck did i get so burnt though when it was only 8 degrees out, that's what id like to know!
 

rifke

bodhisattva
My plans fell through, to have someone paint with me this afternoon. I really am lucky, to have time to paint and a peaceful home to do it in, but I'm nagged by loneliness. Things could be worse. I'm glad I don't have bad company.
you could always beguile the hours by learning about the correct placement of commas!
 
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