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rifke

bodhisattva
Last night I wanted something from 7-11 so I walked over there but the door was locked. I was forced to go to AM/PM instead. They're both right by the house I live in but AM/PM is closer. I just prefer 7-11.
Anyway, coming back I saw this black woman on the sidewalk dancing and singing. I don't know what she was singing but she was really into it. As I got closer to her she said hi and I said hi back. I said, "you're really on a good one, huh?"
I meant that whatever she was high on had really worked. So then she decides we're friends and she pulls out this wad of dollar bills and asks me if I'm going to AM/PM. I told her I was and she said, "Can you get me something," and starts trying to hand me cash. I asked her if she was banned from that store and she said she was.
Wouldn't that suck? There are people who act up in the store and get banned. They can't get anything even if they have a handful of dollar bills. She could walk to 7-11 which is close but maybe they've banned her, too. After that the next closest store that is open late at night is about ten blocks and she would have to walk through some dark areas to et there.
What happened is that the police decided it would be a good idea to destroy the homeless camps on the north and south sides of town and the homeless didn't vanish into thin air as I assume they were supposed to. instead they started camping out in town and so what used to be a quiet little walk to the store is now like a zombie obstacle course.
Anyway, I assumed this woman wanted me to buy alcohol for her and instead of taking the money I said, "I can't buy alcohol if that's what you want. I don't have my ID with me."
This made her angry. Where she'd previously been like the lost Supreme doing her choreography and backup singing to an imaginary Diana Ross and having a good time, her mood totally flipped the switch.
She gets right up to me less than a foot away and says, "What's wrong with your haircut?"
She told me! I guess she doesn't know that I gave myself this 1988 Martin Gore haircut on purpose!

Maybe she didn't get it because I wasn't wearing the bondage/heavy metal gear.

Anyway, I thought that "what's wrong with your haircut" was a great thing to say to someone when they tell you that they can't/won't buy you alcohol with your own money, but her mood change and the way she got so aggressive wasn't really fun and I just said, "Okay, I'm done here," and walked off without further incident.
unmemorable, unamusing anecdote with many inconsistancies and unlikelihoods. FAILED TO ENTERTAIN :hammer:
 

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I only have eyes for youuuuuu, Aztec!
Last night I wanted something from 7-11 so I walked over there but the door was locked. I was forced to go to AM/PM instead. They're both right by the house I live in but AM/PM is closer. I just prefer 7-11.
Anyway, coming back I saw this black woman on the sidewalk dancing and singing. I don't know what she was singing but she was really into it. As I got closer to her she said hi and I said hi back. I said, "you're really on a good one, huh?"
I meant that whatever she was high on had really worked. So then she decides we're friends and she pulls out this wad of dollar bills and asks me if I'm going to AM/PM. I told her I was and she said, "Can you get me something," and starts trying to hand me cash. I asked her if she was banned from that store and she said she was.
Wouldn't that suck? There are people who act up in the store and get banned. They can't get anything even if they have a handful of dollar bills. She could walk to 7-11 which is close but maybe they've banned her, too. After that the next closest store that is open late at night is about ten blocks and she would have to walk through some dark areas to et there.
What happened is that the police decided it would be a good idea to destroy the homeless camps on the north and south sides of town and the homeless didn't vanish into thin air as I assume they were supposed to. instead they started camping out in town and so what used to be a quiet little walk to the store is now like a zombie obstacle course.
Anyway, I assumed this woman wanted me to buy alcohol for her and instead of taking the money I said, "I can't buy alcohol if that's what you want. I don't have my ID with me."
This made her angry. Where she'd previously been like the lost Supreme doing her choreography and backup singing to an imaginary Diana Ross and having a good time, her mood totally flipped the switch.
She gets right up to me less than a foot away and says, "What's wrong with your haircut?"
She told me! I guess she doesn't know that I gave myself this 1988 Martin Gore haircut on purpose!

Maybe she didn't get it because I wasn't wearing the bondage/heavy metal gear.

Anyway, I thought that "what's wrong with your haircut" was a great thing to say to someone when they tell you that they can't/won't buy you alcohol with your own money, but her mood change and the way she got so aggressive wasn't really fun and I just said, "Okay, I'm done here," and walked off without further incident.
Do you have little growing out bleach tendrils? I think in 2021 the original haircut is the perfect homage to Martin
 

rifke

bodhisattva
Speaking of bumming, does it ever bum you out to imagine the very likely possibility of you spending the rest of your life alone or are you into it?
does it ever bum you out when you consider how little i care about what you think about my life because, after all, it's just you?
 

rifke

bodhisattva
and dont equate my dealings with dave to my dealings with you

dave may be a loathsome individual but he has 10000000000000000 times more personality than you (not that that's hard)
 

Lionsy

Active Member
I had a dream where I went to pick up a dog and they all looked like my dog (She died a few years ago) and I took them all home instead of one, then I woke up and now I'm having a coffee :(
 

rifke

bodhisattva
Sure thing. Do you still have me “blocked” or are you finally finished with that charade? You can understand why it’s hard for me to take you seriously.
you're blocked but im bored and frustrated because i cant figure out whether or not im too old for fun argyle sweater vests so i keep methodically allowing you to distract me with your inanity
 

rifke

bodhisattva
is there an age limit on such things i wonder? it seems that in this age of instagram people of all ages wear whatever they want. if it's done in the spirit of fun without taking yourself too seriously it seems to be acceptable.
 

rifke

bodhisattva
i mean, neil is 47 and he curls his hair. im ten years younger than him so if i want to wear a girlish pastel sweater vest i should be allowed. i never ASKED to get old.
 

rifke

bodhisattva
this woman is forty and she wears sweater vests. and olivia wilde wore a cropped argyle sweater and she's 37.


look at this, you lucky folks! you're getting insider access to my deep mental conversations!!
 

bun bun

baklava
Of course there's no age limit on them but personally I find them a bit boring. Everyone who works at EY and plays golf wears these.
 
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