Leo ....thats more like it! whats his name??
well i suppose such things arent uncommon among lions. i think we make the mistake of forgetting that these are still wild animals in our care. but are you sure it wasnt the other way around? i mean, YOU are the one who had been drinking, and YOU are the one who took him out of his tv unit and brought him into bed with you... frankly, id have to hear his side of the storyLeo ....
I think he’s Homosexual
He crawled into my bed on Tuesday
Night when I’d had a few
And tried to swing around on my “ahem” like he was on a climbing frame ..
He was then put swiftly back into the tv unit and has just been brought out now
Just to show you....
He’s a sexual freak ...
He waits till I’m drunk then
Climbs in with me ....
I’m the main man ...do you put him there because you're jealous that he's the #1 dad and you arent? i dont see YOU with a #1 dad t-shirt....
no, i need to write my book so i can meet neil. you can keep your pedestrian life centred in the sphere of common duties, thank you very much.I’m the main man ...
The only man
But I have 3 children all girls
So I have to be super sensitive
Does that work ????
Does it f***
3 x daughters + 1 nearly ex(agreeable) wife ......
Wanna swap sweetie???
I’ll take over your I’ll fated book
You can take over my never
The olde slag from Coventry
She’s no bother
A beautiful human
I’m so proud of her
Nice home and boyfriend...
All three are Moz / Smiths fans
I’ve done well