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Verso

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TL;DR

synopsis please Vegan!! :praying::hammer:
The funny thing about going out and partying with my wife in tow is that I get hit on a lot. I'm a very magnetic and charismatic person, sort of cursed to always be the life of the party. I'm also incredibly handsome, as I've perhaps stated before. I'm almost certainly the best looking person on this forum, though I'd imagine that particular bar is set quite low.

I think a bit of jealousy is good for relationships, it keeps things spicy. It's nice to catch that wry, knowing glance from your partner across a crowded room while tossing it back and forth with some ethereal seductress.

Men also hit on her constantly, but I've never been the jealous type. Cursed with self-confidence too, I guess!
 

rifke

bodhisattva
I am the ugliest person on this forum which is really more of an accomplishment.
i knew there had to be something behind your bitterness and chaotic nature :(

dont worry about it too much, dave! a buddhist will say that through an xray we all look alike! i dont necessarily subscribe to that though because obviously bones are important, and a person like neil's skeleton will obviously not look the same as the skeleton of someone with treacher collins syndrome.
 

The.Truth.

about Ruth
i knew there had to be something behind your bitterness and chaotic nature :(

dont worry about it too much, dave! a buddhist will say that through an xray we all look alike! i dont necessarily subscribe to that though because obviously bones are important, and a person like neil's skeleton will obviously not look the same as the skeleton of someone with treacher collins syndrome.
You're the champion at sucking the life out of everything, though. :thumb:
 

rifke

bodhisattva
who's excited for laurel hubbard to win the gold tomorrow?!cant wait. it's going to be a VERY edifying moment. a very proud olympic moment, when a man steals the gold from a woman.
 

rifke

bodhisattva
i want to marry chris mcglade and live in a little hovel in the shire with him and be VERY working class and in the evenings sit around a primitive hearth with him while he tells me how sophisticated i am
 
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Vegan Cro Spirit .888

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I can assure you that no one —anywhere, at any time— is ever trying to impress you. :)

Anyway, Friday night was mellow. A couple friends of ours took the train up from the city. We had a light dinner in town and then came back to the house, built a fire in the backyard and took some mushrooms. The weather has cooled down a bit, so it was quite nice to lay in the grass and enjoy a relatively bug-free evening. Yesterday, we all went for a hike and then came home and showered before driving out a few towns over for an early dinner at a restaurant that an acquaintance of ours recently opened. I had handmade tagliatelle with ricotta in a vegan bolognese that was actually quite good and the owner was sweet enough to send over a couple bottles of cava for us to enjoy.

After dinner, my six foot tall Aryan wife and I were gearing up to drop our guests back off at the train station and head home, but we got a last minute text about about an n+1 party in Tribeca which seemed fun...so, we said f*** it and hopped on the train, too. Was a good night. Little bit of dancing, lot of bullshitting. Everyone's a podcaster nowadays, it's embarrassing. At least the sexiness quotient was quite high. Crashed with a rich friend who recently got a nice place uptown. The spolloinntaneity of life has really returned over the past couple months and I'm grateful for it. Feels great! :thumb:

Grabbed coffee and some perfect Jewish bagels in the morning and made it back home around noon today while still managing managed to scrounge up the energy to hit the trails one more time. Nothing punctuates the weekend (and cures a hangover) like a refreshing dip in the cool mountain waters of the Catskills!
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WtF? 'huge white aryan woman"?👁️‍🗨️
"JEWISH bagels"? bagels have a race!? this is all very FC white supremacy(n)
and the 'huge white aryan woman" is very gay, another reason FC, ropocop and runaway hot air
balloon are ready to canoe over to the sink hole:hammer:
 
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Vegan Cro Spirit .888

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TL;DR

synopsis please, Vegan!! :praying::hammer:


i believe the post refers to BGV and how his gay magnetism is bringing all the 'straight'gay psychos
dudes towards his orbit: FC, robocop, radish, 'surface', runaway hot air balloon.⚧
all are now suddenly 'buds'.🏁 all fighting to be best bud❣️
:hammer:
 

rifke

bodhisattva
Oh man I was bathed in hearts, not just from born to Harangue, bless him, its about time, but also from BUN BUN who took time out of living his best greek life to give me a little heart action!!!

Feels good, bro :hearteyes:
 
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Vegan Cro Spirit .888

Guest
o_O

who would have guessed?
all the unemployed dudes at the hipster homeless camp spend their
'free time' from doing nothing, hitting on BGV and Huge Aryan White Woman:crazy:
how can it be otherwise?:lbf:

:hammer:
 
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Vegan Cro Spirit 555

Guest
:rolleyes:
BGV is there something you are getting ready to tell us about Huge 6 ft 5 inch Aryan White "woMAN":hammer:
 

Verso

Well-Known Member
@Born to Harangue, same question goes to you. I have a sneaking suspicion that despite your heartfelt belief that “we must secure the existence of our people and blah blah blah…” that you’re having a hard time working that particular angle in your personal life. Confirm/deny?
 
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