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thats more like it! whats his name??
Leo ....

I think he’s Homosexual

He crawled into my bed on Tuesday
Night when I’d had a few 🥃

And tried to swing around on my “ahem” like he was on a climbing frame ..

He was then put swiftly back into the tv unit and has just been brought out now🆘🆘
Just to show you....

He’s a sexual freak ...

He waits till I’m drunk then
Climbs in with me ....
 
Leo ....

I think he’s Homosexual

He crawled into my bed on Tuesday
Night when I’d had a few 🥃

And tried to swing around on my “ahem” like he was on a climbing frame ..

He was then put swiftly back into the tv unit and has just been brought out now🆘🆘
Just to show you....

He’s a sexual freak ...

He waits till I’m drunk then
Climbs in with me ....
well i suppose such things arent uncommon among lions. i think we make the mistake of forgetting that these are still wild animals in our care. but are you sure it wasnt the other way around? i mean, YOU are the one who had been drinking, and YOU are the one who took him out of his tv unit and brought him into bed with you... frankly, id have to hear his side of the story
 
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