I just went to a mall to get my medication from the pharmacy, and I decided to get some beer at the liquor store, but they didn't have my favorite beers in stock, there were long lineups, and the lineups were full of obviously alcoholic people emanating desperation. What do I have to offer them? So I aborted the alcoholic mission, and went to a clothing store and bought two pairs of socks, and I've put one pair on, and my fingers had fibers from them all over them. I paid a pretty penny for them, so I'm disappointed they'd shed so much.
My neighbor was on the bus coming home, and she called my name. I broached the subject of possibly bathing her dog, and she said she bathes him every three months or so. But he smells like a dog. Touch him and your hand stinks. So I'm hoping she'll invite me next time she brings him to the dog bathing station, and I'll make sure he gets well lathered. Because, I swear, my dog never stank. I used to wash him with the same soap I'd use. I don't remember how I'd keep it out of his eyes though.