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No wonder why he fought so hard for more money. That is not a cheap surgery. This could be a valid claim. Haha!

Yeah but he had the surgery when he was eighteen--before he joined the Smiths. His birth certificate reads Melanie Joyce. Rumor has it that his rich uncle footed the bill.
 
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His uncle was so rich his adam's apple is actually a resin implant, the first of it's kind. The steroid injections were just starting to work here.

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Morrissey namechecked Tony Visconti in the recent interview in a vain political attempt to smooth out the wrinkles of their relationship and avoid Kristeen taking further steps to blackmail him with the sex tape she's holding and can use at any minute lest she not get her way after it becomes apparent Foo Fighter has no interest in taking her to the top.

Ohhh this is fun. Good idea for a thread. :D
 
A registered user on Morrissey-Solo is a mole for Moz and has direct access to everything that happens in "The Camp" and knows what every one of you says and reports back to him regularly for shits and giggles.

Let the witch hunt begin!
 
A registered user on Morrissey-Solo is a mole for Moz and has direct access to everything that happens in "The Camp" and knows what every one of you says and reports back to him regularly for shits and giggles.

Let the witch hunt begin!

Sounds more like wishful thinking than a rumor.
 
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