What did make you smile today?

[CrystalGeezer]

 

[Anonymous]

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/its-official-america-is-now-no-2-2014-12-04?dist=countdown

America is no longer number 1 but China is. Made me smile for two reasons. This means that the communists had to use a market economy to achieve any sort of financial success and it also may be why Robby went to China.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

God bless this woman.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Not just a gril. A holy gril.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Ummmm, this is amazing.

 

[Johnny Barleycorn]

This turned up on my iPad a couple of days ago.



On Sunday the Lie-ces-ces-ter Foxes are on the road at the Villains of Ass-Ton.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Every year my friend Noah and I work this obscure Greek Dance Festival on President's Day Weekend and every year they give us tshirts. Everyone in the crew gives me the tshirts after because I actually wear them and they're all too cool to wear a shirt with a cross on the back. Anyway he was just at a garage sale in Santa Monica and saw one. They no doubt go to St. Sophia. He texted asking if I want him to pick it up for me but I already have two of them.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Retirement Community remakes movie posters for a calendar.

 

[eyeball]

this was my favorite thing ever in the days of yore

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Perrrrrrfect ending. Because that always happens.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

My grandpa always says "Son of a gun." and both my grandparents call my dad Tommy. I guess that makes me a son of a gun.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Watching this is like gentle brain therapy even though everyone is picking on the dog. It's a bit like solo.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

This mummy is the biggest nird.

http://news.yahoo.com/chicago-scientists-open-egyptian-mummy-coffin-061832763.html

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I think the best Tribute Band name is The Red Not Chili Peppers.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I was five and he was six...we rode on horses made of sticks...

http://thecolbertreport.cc.com/vide...n-a-handbasket?xrs=synd_facebook_120914_cn_43

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show A Hit Among People Who Don't Know That Pornography Exists0:57

lol

 

[CrystalGeezer]

19 Family Photos Gone Wrong ... Very Wrong

(And it's all on one page, not one of those clickbait sites.)

 

[Chickpea]

My friend and coworker, John. He's the main reason I've been coming to work at the same place every day for 17 years. We fight like an old married couple and laugh like a pair of hyenas.