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He just vanished from sight.
Where did you last see him?He just vanished from sight.
No Ross, there's zero evidence.Damon was sacked
You don’t believe that cock and bullshit yarn of Morrissey and Husband in a NHS emergency dentist on a Friday night ..... Do you?They were seen together at the dentist weren't they. and damon also went to los angeles for new years.
Frank..... I hope your not doing a Morrissey and putting pictures of yourself looking 15 years younger...Still best friend on the payroll, me thinks.
Baz, you're gentle. It's been some 25 years.Frank..... I hope your not doing a Morrissey and putting pictures of yourself looking 15 years younger...
The older picture of you made you look handsome,
You love ittt you olde tartBaz, you're gentle. It's been some 25 years.
Bob Mortimer put a Scotch egg in his pocket.He just vanished from sight.
Yes, I do.You love ittt you olde tart
Morrissey wanted a swimming pool so he asked Damon to order a shovel from Amazon. When it arrived Morrissey told him to use it to dig a swimming pool. Damon did this for several days stretching into weeks. Each day he would dig until lunch time and then climb out of the hole and eat, then return and dig again until dinner.
One day he couldn't climb out of the hole so Morrissey threw him a rope to climb out but Morrissey didn't know how to tie a knot so he couldn't tie the rope to anything.and Damon just pulled the rope in.
Damon asked for a ladder and Morrissey asked his nephew to order one on Amazon and send it to his address but when it arrived he didn't feel like talking to anyone so he didn't answer the door and the ladder was left. Within a few minutes the ladder was stolen by porch pirates and Morrissey didn't want to pay to buy another one.
Damon is still in the hole. He had to eat the rope. Luckily it rained so he got some water and the rain also caused earthworms to surface so he had some worms to eat, too. He kept trying to dig his way out but the hole just got bigger. Now he is too weak to continue digging anyway.
Morrissey got bored and started looking for a new assistant.
A picture of me....Dross Norman peddling his. Nonsense again
Dross, you’ve been ousted as a liar previously and a nuisance. Morrissey has no idea who you are, for a start.
How’s your mona doing? Still in touch with Rob, is she ?