what kind of crazy are you?

I found this funny joke on the website the test was on. :rofl:

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well", he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's THE night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack". The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person". He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist".
 
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

I have no idea how this test concluded that I'm moderately schizotypal. Or any of these things, actually. Such generalizing!
 
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High :blushing:
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
 
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Wow, I really am clinically sane. :D
 
They don't have "batshit crazy" on there, so I'm not going to bother taking it. :o
 
Ok, maybe after only four hours sleep and being woken up by repeated phone calls from a person I thought no longer had my number :cool:
was not such a good time to take this test again :eek:
but I was bored, so I did :o
"new results" are:

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

-basicallly, comparing these with my results from last year, it means that my OCD is back in check, but I am getting worse in general :crazy:
 
We don't know how to put my answers up here, but I am as sane as a Lorry....
We thunk.......( do we??//yes!!! now shut up Marianne...It's MY TURN To TYPE....)
 
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

i can deal with this but have a slight problem with the histrionic label. i might be that online..... but irl not so much. or maybe? huh. yeah im kinda like that in a way. getting treated like shit as a kid can really f*** a person up. LOVE YOUR CHILDREN
 
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Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High (This is slightly inaccurate, it should be moderate )
Schizotypal: High (This should be moderate too)
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate (this is accurate)
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low (This should be Moderate)
Dependent: Low
Obsessive Compulsive: Moderate
 
Paranoid - High
Schizoid - High
Schizotypal - Very high
Antisocial - High
Borederline - Moderate
Histrionic - High
Narcissistic - Very high
Avoidant - Very high
Dependant - Moderate
Obsessive compulsive - High
 
Oh dear!

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
 
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