once upon a time, ages ago it may have been, there was a girl name r_ who went to a morrissey concert in seattle. it was a damp shadowy day in july and so she wore her marc jacobs coat. she was worried that it smelled of meat because she had put it next to someones hot meat sandwich on the clipper, or rather they had put their sandwich next to her coat, and that she was going to go to a morrissey concert smelling of meat, despite frantically trying to air it out using the hotels ventilation system. at the entrance to the concert they made her empty the pockets of her coatafter she set off the alarm, but immediately waved her through when they saw her canadian passports, as though canadians arent capable of committing diabolical acts. as she was uncharacteristically thirsty she bought an orange flavoured san pellegrino from the kindly mexicano gentleman at the concession inside (she could only drink half the can and threw the rest away), and stood around listening to some nerdy stringbean looking guy say that he saw morrissey arrive but that morrissey hadnt acknowledge him, and the person he told replied "i thought morrissey was cooler than that", to which the girl wanted to reply "yo, morrissey is cool, he doesnt need to condescend to be cool". but she didnt. she was in a merry mood, not only because she was seeing morrissey but because the hotel mirror had been particularly kind to the girl. not all hotel mirrors are. most importantly, the girl had taut eyelids. i miss that girl. but she is dead now, she is dead and gone. never will she come again. the point is now whenever i see a san pellegrino i reminded of two things: 1) morrissey, and 2) the death of youth.Did you ever tried these? I buy them quite often. They are lovely.
The cans alone look glorious. I will see if I can locate a shop in my area that sells them. Thanks.Did you ever tried these? I buy them quite often. They are lovely.
Just got back from the market. My local store sells three flavors. But they are 140 calories for 12 ounces. I can't drink anything with that many calories unless it gives me a buzz.Did you ever tried these? I buy them quite often. They are lovely.
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Morrissey would not be pleased at all.
but those are like 120 cals for the small ones. i know because i once ate a dozen of them and then brightly thought afterwards that i should look up the calorie count so that i could know just exactly how bad i should feel. so 120 calories for something that takes 2 seconds to eat, or 140 calories for something that you can be sipping on for an hour. i think the drink is a way better plan.
