No-one see that thing (non sure if it was a bloke or a woman) spark up a fag and then piss him/herself?? Near the front, to the right of the stage. Too much Tennants for him/her before the gig. It smelt like shit before it marinated itself in piss, dirty get.
Please remember to keep your shirts/shoes on. I take it you will be all wearing the obligatory black and white top, just so everyone knows where you're from.
Very dramatic. Trying to get Morrissey tickets is not my definition of hell. What about the service men and women who have fought in Iraq/Afghanistan? I bet they would have a very different definition of the word hell.
There will definitely be meat on sale at this festival. My mate Keith Morrell runs a burger van and he has a plot at the festival, and no way will he be selling veggie shite. I recommend Keith's bacon sandwiches, perfect for a hangover. They come in a nice big bap, Keith's big baps.
How the f*** do you know I wasn't there? I was there actually and stood through the whole gig. I was in the stalls so could see anyway, so you lot didn't affect me. But what I was getting at was you shouldn't think you have some sort of divine right to be able to stand at the front. You...
What makes you think that despite having Row V tickets, you can just stand at the front? If I'd had tickets in any of those front few rows, you wouldn't have been standing in front of me for very long mate.
The stewards should have moved all you bastards out of the way. Can't believe no-one...
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