here is my morrissey fantasy of the week,some may say i am ill,and they are not wrong...

[pillow]

in public im the person who calls morrissey crotchless and ugly,
but all the time i nurse a secret attraction,
an attraction that i can hardly come to terms with.
a dark well of shame and repressed desire...

********

imagine youre having some toast with morrissey[its easier than you think]
hes wearing a rather fetching acrylic number.[blue]
you can hear it crackling as he leans over and asks for the butter,
outside the rain falls in greasy torrents,
your hands accidently-on-purpose brush against each other as you pass him the butter dish...
he raises an eyebrow,what could he be thinking?

before you have time to ponder further morrissey whips his jumper off,grabs the butter knife and starts spreading himself...allover.you realise youve accidently-on-purpose given him your grannies hormone pills crushed up on a chocolate digestive,
hes out of his nut,rolling in an oily fashion upon your kitchen table,you can clearly see crumbs sticking to.........everything.

he gets off the table and bends over,butter running down....

well, i guess i should stop now.im still too ashamed to continue.

 

[Mindy]

you are on crack, pillow. but you're damn funny anyway!

my morrissey fantasies have always been benign and rather sexless. don't get me wrong. i'd do him! i'd do him right now! but i rather like to think of him as sexless and unattainable. (of course, he is unattainable to an extent, but he's slightly more attainable now he's no longer celibate.)

my moz fantasty: being at the front of the pit with NO barriers, handing him flowers, and kissing his hallowed feet.

no, i do not have a foot fetish. but moz is like jesus to me.

 

[Girl Drowning]

Christ pillow, I'm horny now! You can't do that to a single girl!

GDx

 

[Bigmouth Struck]

HEY PILLOW! c'mon dont leave us on a hang, continue with the story it was just getting good!

 

[kimberly ... aka luckylisphead]

Mmmmm, yummie. *drooling on self*

-k

 

[kimberly ... aka luckylisphead]

"he gets off the table and bends over,butter running down.... "

Hey! Was this about to become an anal sex reference?????!!!! *gigling joyously* Mmm Morrissey is such a yummie boy! *drooling*

-k

 

[rainmezzoe]

i find this on the webcam sites......

> "he gets off the table and bends over,butter running down.... "

> Hey! Was this about to become an anal sex reference?????!!!! *gigling
> joyously* Mmm Morrissey is such a yummie boy! *drooling*

> -k

women are DIRTY f***ING MONGRELS!
IT'S A FACT! MAKES ME VOM!

 

[Rowdy Yeats]

> "he gets off the table and bends over,butter running down.... "

... he turns around, looks in my eyes, and says "I got a new album in stores next week!..."

 

[kimberly ... aka luckylisphead]

Re: i find this on the webcam sites......

> women are DIRTY f***ING MONGRELS!
> IT'S A FACT! MAKES ME VOM!

What a funny coincidence, me too! But in all seriousness, butter seems like it would make good lube and all and well, Morrissey is such a lovely man ... and well ... ack!

But really, yes women ... we're so dirty in fact, so much more dirty than men.

-k

 

[kimberly ... aka luckylisphead]

> ... he turns around, looks in my eyes, and says "I got a new album in
> stores next week!..."

God, that would be especially sweet ... better than anything! *drools*

Ah ... sigh

-k

 

[Ruffian]

Very amusing. I once wrote a fantasy for someone about Morrissey including all the lyrics of Meat is murder through the sensual journey.. Now that is weird. Course, no-one would be interested in it now.

Ruffian

PS, JJ72 tonight in kentish Town and I know, I know.. everyone hates them..

 

[Girl Drowning]

Oooh I'm interested! Write one for me Ruffian!

xx

PS yes we do

> Very amusing. I once wrote a fantasy for someone about Morrissey including
> all the lyrics of Meat is murder through the sensual journey.. Now that is
> weird. Course, no-one would be interested in it now.

> Ruffian

> PS, JJ72 tonight in kentish Town and I know, I know.. everyone hates
> them..