“Mesdames et messieurs. Ce soir j’ai l’honneur de vous introduire The Smiths.
Je suis sûr qu’ils vont fair BOUM ici et je suis certain que leur musique vous sera fascinant.”
introduire les Smiths, not really, unless you were planning to insert them between someone's buttocks. And what a wonderful way to begin the
soirée that'd of been!
"faire boum" well, only if they were 4 members of El Qaida on the run. And for all we know...
Otherwise "ils vont faire un malheur" would have been a great translation (as they caused much misery AND had great success).
And I suppose you meant
leur musique vous fascinera. Well I hope it did in spite of the approximative grammar...
Besides that, thanks for bitching about Linder, who very probably deserves it. And there I was thinking she'd had stage fright, doubts, thought she was not good enough... and liking her more for it. When she had just a diva moment.
Well,
les chats ne font pas des chiens, Monsieur James, and I'm sure you'll guess who the fat cat is
.
Therefore Linder is back to zero likeability points and being, to me, a completely delusional whiny clingy freeloader, (besides being Morrissey's best friend) until someone writes a book to tell us that, not at all, she's actually interesting. But who will ever bother?
Morrissey has an "interesting" mate in you that's for sure.
PS: Why write to Msolo when you can give your tuppence to Gothic Moths Monthly
("I'll have you know that Gothic moths...etc) ? That's what I do. They're a lot friendlier.
Regards,
B.
PS:
"However, it is true that the longer one lives alone the more one becomes accustomed to, if not steeped in, one’s own marmalade" Then why ask anyone
make us our favourite jam? Jam? I mean, James? It's confusing.
(btw noone "marches in", except, dunno, Sarah Palin crossed with a rhinoceros.)
You could have said more simply that he can't be
bothered adjusting to anyone...Because noone will ever be worth adjusting to, (even that sexy Sidcupian actress we've all heard so much about...).
But thanks for trying to explain in your own words anyway. There spoke a true interfering friend?