Today's NME

[Uncleskinny]

The letters page is overtaken by the debate regarding Moz's refusal to tour Canada. There's a lot of angry people about on both sides of the debate. Too much to type up here, sorry, though some comments "Moz is a cock of the first order", "Play his CD on the ice flow, that mournful crap will have the seals drowning themselves in no time", "...makes me angry enough to club some myself. f***ing seals."

Peter

 

[Stuheff]

I would'nt bother dusting off the scanner then for that one Uncle.

just save it for the next headline that saves "Heaven knows he's happy now".

 

[Uncleskinhy]

> I would'nt bother dusting off the scanner then for that one Uncle.

> just save it for the next headline that saves "Heaven knows he's
> happy now".

I think it's dead, to be honest. Six years is a long time.

Peter

 

[Matt Bianco ruinned my life]

> I think it's dead, to be honest. Six years is a long time.

> Peter

Tried to buy a real scanner instead of a piece of crap, just joking Peter.

 

[Matt Bianco ruinned my life]

> Tried to buy a real scanner instead of a piece of crap, just joking Peter.

But were you pennyless before you even begun?

 

[Uncleskinhy]

> But were you pennyless before you even begun?

I would love to continue the theme, but My brain hurts. Err...you may or may not be tapping into a rich vein here, electrical-goods-themed re-written lyrics. I'll get me coat.

Peter

 

[Uncleskinny]

I like this Uncleskinhy. Good chap.

Peter

 

[Stuheff]

But his scanner is rubbish.

 

[Unclescanner]

I have a scanner that was designed and built in the middle Stone Age