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Dumbles
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Here's mine:
WANTED
Generous, polite, clean SINGLE Morrissey/Smiths fan wanted by computer-building, pseudo-psycho, pretentiously arty female progressive rock fan for exotic times and hot marriage. Must understand that I cannot be dominated and that I'm always right, even when I'm wrong. Must be a bottom. MUST enjoy Red Dwarf. Please be disease-free. Drug-free is optional. Computer programming or computer hardware knowledge/experience a plus, but not necessary. Bearing a resemblance to Kate Winslet or Sheryl Lee Ralph is a plus, but again, is not necessary (esp. if you happen to be male, in which case that would just be scary.) Contact me, now! I'm covered in melted chocolate Magic Shell syrup and I'm waiting for you!
WANTED
Generous, polite, clean SINGLE Morrissey/Smiths fan wanted by computer-building, pseudo-psycho, pretentiously arty female progressive rock fan for exotic times and hot marriage. Must understand that I cannot be dominated and that I'm always right, even when I'm wrong. Must be a bottom. MUST enjoy Red Dwarf. Please be disease-free. Drug-free is optional. Computer programming or computer hardware knowledge/experience a plus, but not necessary. Bearing a resemblance to Kate Winslet or Sheryl Lee Ralph is a plus, but again, is not necessary (esp. if you happen to be male, in which case that would just be scary.) Contact me, now! I'm covered in melted chocolate Magic Shell syrup and I'm waiting for you!