Whatever happened to Alain Whyte?

[So it's me]

When you can't speak of something with certainty you must speculate!

1. Alain ran away and joined a circus. He's now "The infamous Mr. W" and does a great juggling act in a small town off the northern coast of Tibet.

2. Alain has returned to the mothership and has set out on the quest of rocking n rolling another universe (just around the bend) very soon.

3. He lost his passport and is currently being held by the US Army in Guantanamo.

Any other suggestions?

 

[bona to vada]

He's been flung out of the Band.

> When you can't speak of something with certainty you must speculate!

> 1. Alain ran away and joined a circus. He's now "The infamous Mr.
> W" and does a great juggling act in a small town off the northern
> coast of Tibet.

> 2. Alain has returned to the mothership and has set out on the quest of
> rocking n rolling another universe (just around the bend) very soon.

> 3. He lost his passport and is currently being held by the US Army in
> Guantanamo.

> Any other suggestions?

He asked Morrissey for half of the money from publishing & royalties of the Morrissey/Whyte compositions, as befitted his status as co-songwriter.
For his impertinence, he was unceremoniously dumped out of the Band & I seriously doubt whether Moz will ever speak to him again.
Or allow his name to be mentioned within his earshot.

 

[Willow]

He was arrested for trying to make his name more exciting by changing the spelling from "Alan White" to Alain Whyte!!

 

[bona to vada]

But don't quote me.....

> He asked Morrissey for half of the money from publishing & royalties
> of the Morrissey/Whyte compositions, as befitted his status as
> co-songwriter.
> For his impertinence, he was unceremoniously dumped out of the Band &
> I seriously doubt whether Moz will ever speak to him again.
> Or allow his name to be mentioned within his earshot.

To the best of my knowledge, non of that is true as I just made it up.
Thank You.

 

[Daisy Lyke]

That was an amusing post. Thank you willow. Makes a nice change round here.

> He was arrested for trying to make his name more exciting by changing the
> spelling from "Alan White" to Alain Whyte!!