whos dre?

[shag mcmullan]

aw man, you guys are so totally bitter, "oooh, i made a typo, you got me!"
im glad morrissey fans think theyre so witty, otherwise what else would you live for? cmon, why dont you just marry him (cause hes too gay). i cant wait to heckle him at the livid festival, and all his awesome fans in thir black jeans and lopsided haircuts... sincerely yours, shag.
ps, short one line retorts are definately the best. i bet youre all poets. just like morrissey

 

[rob penheart]

yeah i agree with this shag guy (though he does come across as being a bit in denial). but then again, who isn't?
im so gonna come to livid and pick up all his fans. just look for the guy in the tight white pants, black mesh top and a predatory gleam in his eye. peace out.
if any of you have like minded views or just wanta hook up with a guy who likes long walks by the beach, e-mail me.
im ALL yours.

rob penheart

> aw man, you guys are so totally bitter, "oooh, i made a typo, you got
> me!"
> im glad morrissey fans think theyre so witty, otherwise what else would
> you live for? cmon, why dont you just marry him (cause hes too gay). i
> cant wait to heckle him at the livid festival, and all his awesome fans in
> thir black jeans and lopsided haircuts... sincerely yours, shag.
> ps, short one line retorts are definately the best. i bet youre all poets.
> just like morrissey

 

[Peachy Keen]

I think Shag and Rob should get together.
Hey Rob, before you start getting all "witty" as this Shag guy calls it try to remember that it will be ME in the white pants and mesh top. I'm gonna look out for you Rob and when the crowd moves forward to see Moz, I'll rape you. You will cum in 10-15 seconds easy. Also I think it would be awesome if you and Shag got together because it would be awesome. It doesn't matter if I say that because I have a girlfriend.
Peace Out.

yeah i agree with this shag guy (though he does come across as being a bit
> in denial). but then again, who isn't?
> im so gonna come to livid and pick up all his fans. just look for the guy
> in the tight white pants, black mesh top and a predatory gleam in his eye.
> peace out.
> if any of you have like minded views or just wanta hook up with a guy who
> likes long walks by the beach, e-mail me.
> im ALL yours.

> rob penheart

 

[English Martyr]

Student ?????????????

karlp@student ????? Student of what? Obviously not English judging by your atrocious spelling and punctuation.

 

[shag mcmullan]

Re: Student ?????????????

> karlp@student ????? Student of what? Obviously not English judging by your
> atrocious spelling and punctuation.

Student of go f*** yourself, you pathetic piece of shit.
Your punctuation isn't too crash hot yourself mister five question marks.

 

[English Martyr]

Re: Student ?????????????

> Student of go f*** yourself, you pathetic piece of shit.
> Your punctuation isn't too crash hot yourself mister five question marks.

Much better. Correct use of capital letters but try to work out how to use a comma. Use it to indicate a slight pause or break between parts of a sentence. Unfortunately the content of your message is dull and boring, and your name is Shag. 3 out of 10.

 

[shag mcmullan]

Re: Student ?????????????

> Much better. Correct use of capital letters but try to work out how to use
> a comma. Use it to indicate a slight pause or break between parts of a
> sentence. Unfortunately the content of your message is dull and boring,
> and your name is Shag. 3 out of 10.

Who would kill you in the name of english? newsflash! you are unimportant! 3 out of 10.