COACHELLA FROM HELL!!!

[BOY RACER (CARLOS)]

I AM THE MOST DEPRESSED MOZ FAN ALIVE RIGHT NOW.I DROVE ALL THE WAY TO INDIO FROM SACRAMENTO,A TRECHEROUS 12 HOURS.ANTICIPATED TO SEE MORRISSEY,I BOUGHT TWO TICKETS FOR SIXTY BUCKS AND SO DID MY COUSIN.WE ARIVED SATURDAY AFTERNOON AT THE COACHELLA,AFTER WAITING ACOUPLE HOURS MY COUSIN ASKED WHEN HE WAS COMING ON , THY TOLD US HE HAD CANCELLED AND WAS'NT SHOWING.THIS IS WHAT SOME IDIOT SECURITY TOLD US, WE ASKED AROUND,AND EVERYONE SAID THEY KNEW OF THIS ALREADY.WE COULD NOT BELIEVE THIS WAS HAPPENING.SO AFTER BEING CONVINCED HE WOULD BE A NO SHOW, THERE WAS NO ONE ELSE WORTH STAYING FOR,WE DROVE BACK THE LONGEST DEPRESSING 12 HOURS HOME,LISTENING TO SMITHS AND MORRISSEY PRETENDING WE WERE IN CONCERT.I SLEPT ALL DAY SUNDAY REFUSING TO LIVE,REFISING TO STAY AWAKE REMINDING ME OF MY MISFORTUNE.MONDAY I DESIDE TO GO ON THE MESSAGE BOARD AND READ EVERYONES SAD STORY'S,BUT WHAT DO I FIND ,NO SAD STORY'S,EVERY ONE IS TALKING ABOUT HOW COACHELLA ROCKED,AND WHAT A GREAT SHOW HE PUT ON.SO HE SHOWED AFTER ALL???I MISSED HIM BY TWO FREAKIN HOURS!!!SOMEBODY SHOOT ME!!!I FIGURED IHAVE NO REOSON TO LIVE,BUT THEN IJUST READ THAT THE VEGAS SHOW WILL MAYBE BE RESCHEDUALED.THERE IS A GOD!!!SO NOW I AM SETING MY FUTURE HAPPINESS ON THE DECEMBER CONCERT.IF ANY BODY KNOWS MORE INFO ON THE DECEMBER VEGAS SHOW PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

 

[MSMORRISSEY]

I FEEL FOR YOU,BUT I HAVE LEARNED NEVER TO BELIEVE STUPID PEOPLE. MY FRIENDS AND I DIDN'T THINK THAT MOZ WOULD PERFORM, BUT FORTUNATELY HE DID, WE WAITED UNTIL AROUND 7 PM. IT WAS A LIVING HELL WAITING IN THE 110 DEGREE WEATHER, BUT IT WAS WORTH IT. IF I WERE YOU I WOULD'VE LEFT RIGHT AFTER THE TIME HE WAS SUPPOSED TO PLAY, IF HE HADN'T SHOWN UP. DON'T WORRY THOUGH HE IS SUPPOSEDLY GOING TO DO A COUPLE OF SHOWS IN LAS VEGAS , LATE DEC. HE'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU!!!! IF I GET MORE INFO. ON THAT I'LL POST IT OK!

 

[?]

> I FEEL FOR YOU,BUT I HAVE LEARNED NEVER TO BELIEVE STUPID
> PEOPLE. MY FRIENDS AND I DIDN'T THINK THAT MOZ WOULD PERFORM,
> BUT FORTUNATELY HE DID, WE WAITED UNTIL AROUND 7 PM. IT WAS A
> LIVING HELL WAITING IN THE 110 DEGREE WEATHER, BUT IT WAS WORTH
> IT. IF I WERE YOU I WOULD'VE LEFT RIGHT AFTER THE TIME HE WAS
> SUPPOSED TO PLAY, IF HE HADN'T SHOWN UP. DON'T WORRY THOUGH HE
> IS SUPPOSEDLY GOING TO DO A COUPLE OF SHOWS IN LAS VEGAS , LATE
> DEC. HE'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU!!!! IF I GET MORE INFO. ON THAT
> I'LL POST IT OK!

the entire morning on kroq before the show,they almost hourly announced that morrissey was indeed playing..thats how i found out...listening to kroq on the drive to the desert

 

[Exec]

Hahaha your st00pid =)

Sorry but I think that's pretty funny =)

 

[YOUR EX-FRIEND UNDRESSA]

IT SERVES YOU @#!!!ERS RIGHT FOR GOING WITH OUT ME! YOU DESERVED GETTING MOLESTED BY THAT UGLY GUY!

> I AM THE MOST DEPRESSED MOZ FAN ALIVE RIGHT NOW.I DROVE ALL THE
> WAY TO INDIO FROM SACRAMENTO,A TRECHEROUS 12 HOURS.ANTICIPATED
> TO SEE MORRISSEY,I BOUGHT TWO TICKETS FOR SIXTY BUCKS AND SO DID
> MY COUSIN.WE ARIVED SATURDAY AFTERNOON AT THE COACHELLA,AFTER
> WAITING ACOUPLE HOURS MY COUSIN ASKED WHEN HE WAS COMING ON ,
> THY TOLD US HE HAD CANCELLED AND WAS'NT SHOWING.THIS IS WHAT
> SOME IDIOT SECURITY TOLD US, WE ASKED AROUND,AND EVERYONE SAID
> THEY KNEW OF THIS ALREADY.WE COULD NOT BELIEVE THIS WAS
> HAPPENING.SO AFTER BEING CONVINCED HE WOULD BE A NO SHOW, THERE
> WAS NO ONE ELSE WORTH STAYING FOR,WE DROVE BACK THE LONGEST

> DEPRESSING 12 HOURS HOME,LISTENING TO SMITHS AND MORRISSEY
> PRETENDING WE WERE IN CONCERT.I SLEPT ALL DAY SUNDAY REFUSING TO
> LIVE,REFISING TO STAY AWAKE REMINDING ME OF MY MISFORTUNE.MONDAY
> I DESIDE TO GO ON THE MESSAGE BOARD AND READ EVERYONES SAD
> STORY'S,BUT WHAT DO I FIND ,NO SAD STORY'S,EVERY ONE IS TALKING
> ABOUT HOW COACHELLA ROCKED,AND WHAT A GREAT SHOW HE PUT ON.SO HE
> SHOWED AFTER ALL???I MISSED HIM BY TWO FREAKIN HOURS!!!SOMEBODY
> SHOOT ME!!!I FIGURED IHAVE NO REOSON TO LIVE,BUT THEN IJUST READ
> THAT THE VEGAS SHOW WILL MAYBE BE RESCHEDUALED.THERE IS A
> GOD!!!SO NOW I AM SETING MY FUTURE HAPPINESS ON THE DECEMBER
> CONCERT.IF ANY BODY KNOWS MORE INFO ON THE DECEMBER VEGAS SHOW
> PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

 

[depression is my middle name]

Frankly Boy Racer...you're an idiot.

 

[BOY RACER ( CARLOS)]

> Frankly Boy Racer...you're an idiot.
Look,Frankly Mr.Shankly, be nice!!!!

 

[BOY RACER ( CARLOS)]

> Frankly Boy Racer...you're an idiot.
Look,Frankly Mr.Shankly, be nice!!!!

 

[BOY RACER ( CARLOS)]

> Frankly Boy Racer...you're an idiot.
Look Frankly Mr.Shankly, be nice

 

[BOY RACER ( CARLOS)]

> Frankly Boy Racer...you're an idiot.

 

[depression is my middle name]

I will not change and I will not be NICE!