Morrissey in new UNcylopedia...

[Desert Bee]

...I found this and thought it was funny. Basically, this is a spoof on Wikipedia. You can do a search on other subjects as well.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Morrissey

 

[Cassius]

I posted this before and no one thought it was funny.

'Cept for me.

 

[Hairdresser on Maudlin St]

OMG that is HIGHLARIOUS!!!! Those Lies of Morrissey are brilliant.
My faves:

"I've never had a job, because I've never wanted one."
Truth: Morrissey was seen in December 2004 delivering pizza for Domino's in Los Angeles.

"Everyday is like Sunday..."
Truth: This man does not know the days of the week. There is post all week but not Sundays. Last time I checked, I get post on Thursdays.

"There is a light that never goes out"
Truth: What? Where is this light? It would solve global warming!

"The more you ignore me, the closer I get"
Truth: Morrissey comes closer to you at a constant speed whether or not you ignore him. It's just more surprising if you ignore him.


Thank you for posting this!

 

[bogdana]

wow! That took a lot of work, im impressed. also wish i had that much time to throw around!

 

[Well I Wonder]

Thats quite funny actually!​

 

[Amy]

Truth: Morrissey comes closer to you at a constant speed whether or not you ignore him.

I wish he'd come closer to me at a constant speed I certainly wouldn't ignore him ..

 

[Banburyist]

that was hilarious - the addition of the Damien Hirst reference is new. cleverly done, especially making the connection to Hirst - anyone who follows his artwork will readily see the humor.

 

[Cassius]

I'm glad people think it's funny now.

 

[supertarn]

I think its hillarious , and im a huge moz fan , its not to be taken seriously.

 

[BillyBudd]

This is very old news, no?

http://www.morrissey-solo.com/article.pl?sid=05/12/21/1635226

Still funny though.

 

[Black_Eyed_Sioux]

Apparently Robert Smith was murdered by Morrissey in 1994...

 

[Julzei]

"However, this Morrissey is not as good a Morrissey as Peter Gabriel, who is a better Morrissey than Morrissey himself."

WTF?! lol

 

[mauve21]

"These accusations were regarded as false by most of his followers. However, very recently, at the 6985th Daily World Conference of Morrissey-SoLow (a religious cult devoted to the worship of Morrissey as a God, and to the research of every aspect of his life and work" quote from UNclyopedia.

It's pretty funny. I'm sure David T would be proud.