FAO Sheelagh

[domestos salad]

As regards our Mr Smith,I have it on good authority that he does indee have a musical instrument.(two if you include his flute)It is a luverly guitar and I believe he could have given Mr Marr a run for his money if it hadnt been for that homo-erotic hand touching moment of late.Since then he has refused to use this hand even though it is beginning to fester and so his musical talent has been wasted.As for how he came by this guitar,well its origin remains shrouded in secrecy.Most I ever got out of him was something about some bloke in Donaghs at sunset.Make of it what you will....

 

[Mr. Smith]

ORIGIN OF MR.SMITHS GUITAR REVEALED....

I stroked it off some french art student walkin down Henry st.
Tis true was makin good progress til me laimh was touched by god and became limp as a dead swan....think an infection is settin in now, smells a bit like stew.