Happy Valentines Day!!

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mauve21

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Because I'm in Australia, it's the fourteenth today,
I just wanted to wish Mr. Morrissey a Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm sure he'll have a good one anyway,
and if I had his home address I'd send him a card and
it would say " You're still handsome and charming after all these years.
Let's meet for a cup of tea or a couple of beers!"
 
> Because I'm in Australia, it's the fourteenth today,
> I just wanted to wish Mr. Morrissey a Happy Valentine's Day.
> I'm sure he'll have a good one anyway,
> and if I had his home address I'd send him a card and
> it would say " You're still handsome and charming after all these
> years.
> Let's meet for a cup of tea or a couple of beers!"

I don't usually bother getting the wife one but I've caved in this year.




http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4706320.stm
 
> Because I'm in Australia, it's the fourteenth today,
> I just wanted to wish Mr. Morrissey a Happy Valentine's Day.
> I'm sure he'll have a good one anyway,
> and if I had his home address I'd send him a card and
> it would say " You're still handsome and charming after all these
> years.
> Let's meet for a cup of tea or a couple of beers!"

back off bitch hes mine!
 
> I don't usually bother getting the wife one but I've caved in this year.

Oh, that's supoib.

Having agreed we wouldn't cave in to the commercialism this year, me and my missus said no cards, no flowers, no nowt. So, when she says tonight "I'm going in early to work tomorrow, you take the kids to school, do you want your card now?". Err, what? Romance is not dead.

Sk./Peter
 
unhappy valentine

> Because I'm in Australia, it's the fourteenth today,
> I just wanted to wish Mr. Morrissey a Happy Valentine's Day.
> I'm sure he'll have a good one anyway,
> and if I had his home address I'd send him a card and
> it would say " You're still handsome and charming after all these
> years.
> Let's meet for a cup of tea or a couple of beers!"

misery and heartache are far sexier.
 
Re: unhappy valentine

> misery and heartache are far sexier.

when it happens to other people!
 
8p for a valentines card?

i'd never pay that, i'm just glad i'm a sad loner.
 
> back off bitch hes mine!
Oh. Oh . Oh. I was in such a hurry this morning.
How dare you call me a bitch. I'll give you a damn good slap.
 
> Oh. Oh . Oh. I was in such a hurry this morning.
> How dare you call me a bitch. I'll give you a damn good slap.

oh.oh.oh yes please
 
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